Moron Poems

oxy moron

anyone taking "oxy" is a moron

Empty Headed Moron

Eagerly on my word processing app
My fingers pressing keys Tippity tap
Penning my classic in verse
Thinking the fog will disperse 
Yet there’s no classic just absolute cr*p

Hell have no fury like cranial mist
Even the mild mannered would clench a fist
Aghast as my rhyme and meter take flight
Dreading the empty page night after night
Eureka proclaimed… but the notion I sense
Doesn’t take shape for this poet is dense

Must I endeavour in vain one more day
Ordering words in a haphazard way
Rabid strikes of the delete key
Only conspire to defeat me
Now I’m a nitwit with nothing to say

The End of Moron Mick

That old cattle rustler, called Moron Mick
boasted about his thefts near Sheriff Nick
A noon shootout was planned
Nick had the faster hand
Moron Mick was a boneheaded dipstick


May 6, 2022
High Noon Poetry Contest
Hosted by Joseph May

My Boss-Moron Are Rude

My boss-moron are rude, but he can't bend me,
I couldn't stand him and always react at once, 
That why I changed my diapers in a current month,
As far, as I remember, no less than twenty!

Oxy-Moron

Drowning in oxygen,
Freezing burns,
Tight space,
Why is this all weirdly normal?
Everyone is clearly confused
Because suffering silently,
Obsessive love,
Slowing plummeting
Isn’t to you acting normal?
I’m rejecting humanities contradictions
We become oxymorons

A Dip Within

Where only dating ocean waves
I've come to see them fine
When every ocean wave going by
has come to see me pine

That everything they'd hope for me
is leveling out my mind
When all the hopes they've lived for me
are settling me to find

That everything I go to do
can tell me where they've been
When all the world's an ocean wade
and I'm a dip within

Moron Alert

If it looks like a man and acts like a man, a man it should be. Not you? Not me? 

If it sings like a black bird and it looks like a black bird I guess it’s a black bird to me.

If it sounds like bee and it stings like a bee then surely a bee is what it’d be.

My wife said something to me:

“What’s standing in front of me?”
“I’ll give a clue because that gormless expression is too pitiful to see”
“If it looks like an idiot and it sounds like an idiot, to what do you think I refer to, what is it I see?
I shrugged my shoulders and said quietly:
Me?

Oxy, You Moron

going
slower
then slow

i cross bred
a snail with
a sloth and

so 
taking two 
to make one

the 
sum total
outcome

is
rush
hour

Moron

I steal a glimpse of my reflection from a shiny new car in the parking lot. A moron glared back from the tinted windows as the sun highlighted my receding hair line. My idiocy has assured I have no plans for tomorrow. No new shiny car in my future as I count change to buy yet another beer. I stood in the August heat aimless and hapless. My stupidity causes me actual physical pain. I recounted my massive mistakes and missteps over the last few days which are legendary even by my standards. At this point I'm not sure how I stand upright or function at all. I am stifled by myself at every turn. A moron standing in the summer sun...

Giving Moron Break Was Big Mistake

Giving Moron Break Was Big Mistake

May have been giving moron big break,
And what we made was terrible mistake;
Another error,
By the terror;
Trump even did found news to be fake.

Jim Horn

Realized Moron Criticized

Moron Criticized

About Trump what we really realized,
He constantly is a pain who criticized,
More than many;
Fat or skinny;
Some say his brain has crystalized.

Jim Horn

Moron Men Make Mountains

Moron Men Make Mountains

(M) any times have
(M) en who were
(M) orons try to 
(M) ake many
(M) ountains out of
(M) ole hills
(M) issing what was meant by new President.

Jim Horn

Andrea, How is that weird poem?

Me Myself and a Moron

Me Myself and A Moron

Me, myself and a
Moron who we wish were gone
And quartered and drawn.

Trump is allergic to 
being water boarded.
He even still bares the
scars from his bone 
spurs he had to avoid
the draft with.

Jim Horn

Is Being Moron a Metaphor

Is Being Moron A Metaphor

Questions at me my wife likes to lob
Why don't you go out and get a job
Up to now I am pleading and leading
Find one where poems can be reading.

Teach them how to do poem preparing
For caring souls who will start sharing
And comparing what they like to do
None of mine were ever withdrew.

Writing poems is art form of its own
By artists and was proven and shown
They have enjoyed it and admitted
Is much better then being committed.

So many poems we started to write
Thoughts about Trump off tried to fight
Urge to write poems about his face
As well as his grotesque style and grace.

You must find all of my poems pleasing
Or what I had been doing was only teasing
Many things you found actually did occur
Is having brains of a moron a metaphor?

Go to Wikipedia and check out the word
metaphor. You will find some very interesting 
definitions and comparisons.

Jim Horn

Failing Star - Mr Ox E Moron

He was an unpopular celebrity who enjoyed his liquid food
Acting weirdly normal when he was in a happy mood

He’d been on a heavy diet and was eating lots of jumbo shrimp
They were disgustingly delicious with hot chili and on his diet he won't skimp

His stomach was growing smaller and now looked awfully pretty
I hear his dieting was an open secret and not virtual reality

Once a star of film and stage he could stand out in a small crowd
His face was pretty ugly but his quiet presence was quite loud

This was his goodbye reception for he was now a failing star
Now his full time job in his retirement is propping up the bar!

08~20~16

Contest - Oxymoronic Obsession Sponsored by David Lindsay

Stanza 1 unpopular celebrity, liquid food, weirdly normal. happy mood
Stanza 2 heavy diet, jumbo shrimp. disgustingly delicious, hot chili
Stanza 3 growing smaller. open secret, virtual reality, awfully pretty
Stanza 4 small crowd, pretty ugly,
Stanza 5 goodbye reception, failing star, full time job in his retirement

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