Moron Poems - Poems about Moron

Eagerly on my word processing app My fingers pressing keys Tippity tap Penning my classic in verse Thinking the fog will disperse Yet there’s no classic just absolute cr*p Hell have no fury like cranial mist Even the mild mannered would clench a fist Aghast as my rhyme and meter take flight Dreading the empty page night after night Eureka proclaimed… but the...

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That old cattle rustler, called Moron Mick boasted about his thefts near Sheriff Nick A noon shootout was planned Nick had the faster hand Moron Mick was a boneheaded dipstick May 6, 2022 High Noon Poetry Contest Hosted by Joseph May...

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"When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations." John F. Kennedy Arrogance is such an egotistical trait; one I cannot abide Ignorance, I...

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My boss-moron are rude, but he can't bend me, I couldn't stand him and always react at once, That why I changed my diapers in a current month, As far, as I remember, no less than twenty!...

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Drowning in oxygen, Freezing burns, Tight space, Why is this all weirdly normal? Everyone is clearly confused Because suffering silently, Obsessive love, Slowing plummeting Isn’t to you acting normal? I’m rejecting humanities contradictions We become oxymorons...

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Where only dating ocean waves I've come to see them fine When every ocean wave going by has come to see me pine That everything they'd hope for me is leveling out my mind When all the hopes they've lived for me are settling me to find That everything I go to do can tell me where they've been When all the world's an ocean...

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If it looks like a man and acts like a man, a man it should be. Not you? Not me? If it sings like a black bird and it looks like a black bird I guess it’s a black bird to me. If it sounds like bee and it stings like a bee then surely a...

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going slower then slow i cross bred a snail with a sloth and so taking two to make one the sum total outcome is rush hour...

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I steal a glimpse of my reflection from a shiny new car in the parking lot. A moron glared back from the tinted windows as the sun highlighted my receding hair line. My idiocy has assured I have no plans for tomorrow. No new shiny car in my future as I count change to buy...

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Giving Moron Break Was Big Mistake May have been giving moron big break, And what we made was terrible mistake; Another error, By the terror; Trump even did found news to be fake. Jim Horn...

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Moron Criticized About Trump what we really realized, He constantly is a pain who criticized, More than many; Fat or skinny; Some say his brain has crystalized. Jim Horn...

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Moron Men Make Mountains (M) any times have (M) en who were (M) orons try to (M) ake many (M) ountains out of (M) ole hills (M) issing what was meant by new President. Jim Horn Andrea, How is that weird poem?...

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Me Myself and A Moron Me, myself and a Moron who we wish were gone And quartered and drawn. Trump is allergic to being water boarded. He even still bares the scars from his bone spurs he had to avoid the draft with. Jim Horn...

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Is Being Moron A Metaphor Questions at me my wife likes to lob Why don't you go out and get a job Up to now I am pleading and leading Find one where poems can be reading. Teach them how to do poem preparing For caring souls who will start sharing And comparing what they like to do None of mine were ever...

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He was an unpopular celebrity who enjoyed his liquid food Acting weirdly normal when he was in a happy mood He’d been on a heavy diet and was eating lots of jumbo shrimp They were disgustingly delicious with hot chili and on his diet he won't skimp His stomach was growing smaller and now looked awfully pretty I hear his...

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