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Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.

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This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Bumper Sticker |

The computer is a moron.

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Eskimo's have 49 words in their language to define snow because they have so much of it. In the english language, there are more then 50 ways to define a moron...

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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

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The consumer isn't a moron. She is your wife.

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See the happy moron - he doesn't give a damn. I wish I was a moron - by God! Perhaps I am!

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Member Quotes About Moron

A photo of nature is an oxymoron.

Go to Quote / Comment | Angela Maracle |

"Your FRIEND is not speaking to you? An oxymoron if ever there was one."

Go to Quote / Comment | Caren Krutsinger |

Depression and success are tight friends, once you want success be expecting depression, but don't give in to the moron vulture.

Go to Quote / Comment | Afolabi Muideen |