Short Moron Poems

Short Moron Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Moron by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Moron by length and keyword.


Oxy, You Moron

going
slower
then slow

i cross bred
a snail with
a sloth and

so 
taking two 
to make one

the 
sum total
outcome

is
rush
hour
Categories: moron, muse,
Form: I do not know?


Dumber than a sack of bricks

Ding dong, bing bong… 
When it comes to this leadership… moron, Looney Tune, lunatic, dumber than a sack of bricks, umm… yep, sounds about right.
Categories: moron, america, bullying, confusion, corruption, leadership, usa, world,
Form: Narrative

Noiseless Amidst Noise

A night came by in it’s sweet prime,
My scattered brains nipping at those lights. 
Standing amidst thousand horns,
Yet I feel like a soundless moron.
Categories: moron, identity, irony, loneliness, lonely, lost, poems, youth,
Form: Couplet
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When Nature Calls

A young student in high school named Don
badly needed to go to the john;
but in his great haste
he expended his waste
in the janitor's closet, the moron!
© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, humor, middle school, student,
Form: Limerick
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Deuce 2:Can'T Breathe

one: I'd rather be a weirdo who knows right from wrong than a well adjusted moron who does not.   two: respect, true respect, is the truest and only real form of love.
Categories: moron, age,
Form: Chant Royal


Lee Van Cleef

makes jesus look like an absolute beginner
makes arnie look like a moron,
makes satan look like a loser,
makes darth look look daft,
the best of thebad, love and light
Categories: moron, dedication
Form: I do not know?

Did Start To Realize

Did Start To Realize

What we finally did start to realize,
His moron actions would traumitize,
With venom,
Seen in him,
Along with all his excuses and alibis.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, 1st grade , allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Realized Moron Criticized

Moron Criticized

About Trump what we really realized,
He constantly is a pain who criticized,
More than many;
Fat or skinny;
Some say his brain has crystalized.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
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Taking a Stand

For the Anthem, Brittany Griner now stands
    No more of her juvenile 'taking a knee'

  Maybe she'll meet with Colon (The Moron) Kaepernick
    ~ Teach an old dog a new trick
Categories: moron, patriotic, perspective, sports, usa,
Form: Epigram

Trump May Have To Suffice

Trump Should Suffice

Moron Trump he may have to suffice,
Who is now President and never nice; 
Had contemplated,
Being ill fated, 
And other woman wants to entice.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Falling From Window Sill

Falling From Window Sill

Fire at Will who was an imbecile;
Tell us about overture fitting bill;
Music moron,
Soon was gone;
Trump broke neck falling from window sill.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Trump Morons Did Defeat

Trump Morons Did Defeat

Every time when Trump tried to meet,
With moron supporters being discrete;
Caste in stone;
Leave alone;
All of us in fall Democrats will defeat.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Hint Book Out of Print

Hint Book Out of Print

Trump had hint his book out of print;
Started roaring and then recalcitrant;
Did seem abrupt;
Intent is corrupt,
When we learned what moron meant.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Realized Trump Had Tantalized

Realized Trump Had Tantalized

What about Trump,  we had realized,
Women tempted and then tantalized,
And was a crab;
Bodies did grab;
Like moron found him to be disguised

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Never Nice To Her

Never Nice To Her

Of nothing burgers moron was a meister;
They said he is a fool and some shyster
Saw  statistics;
Went ballistics;
When she he knew never is nice to her.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

My Boss-Moron Are Rude

My boss-moron are rude, but he can't bend me,
I couldn't stand him and always react at once, 
That why I changed my diapers in a current month,
As far, as I remember, no less than twenty!
Categories: moron, bullying, fun,
Form: Quatrain

Trump Never Delayed

Trump Never Delayed

We did discover that it was never delayed,
Trump for a fool by Putin had been played;
Lips  pucker;
Real Sucker,
And into a moron again he had been made.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Saw World Spread Out On a Sheet

Saw World Spread Out on a Sheet

We saw world spread out on a sheet,
Then we heard another Trump tweet;
Brain did scatter;
Constant chatter;
Reminds me of moron when we meet.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Trump Has Body of Biscuit

Trump Has Body of Biscuit

Trump's round body is like big biscuit,
Causing all of his clothes to tightly fit;
Bodyguards run,
Until are  done,
And what a moron he is must admit.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Rain Did Run Down Street

Rain Did Run Down Street

Saw rain as it would run down the street;
Knew that you and I did eventually meet;
Saw TV screen;
Such a sceen;
Trump was a real moron for you to greet.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Giving Moron Break Was Big Mistake

Giving Moron Break Was Big Mistake

May have been giving moron big break,
And what we made was terrible mistake;
Another error,
By the terror;
Trump even did found news to be fake.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Trump Mustered Out

Trump Mustered Out

We met Trump at mustering gate
And see him we could hardly wait
Failed having bone spurs in feet
Now is part and parcel of elite
How can a moron others educate?

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Each Catch You Chase Will Have a Hitch

Each Catch You Chase Will Have a Hitch

Each catch you chase will have a hitch;
May meet moron whose name is Mitch;
With Low IQ;
Always knew;
Like a disabled plane do have to ditch.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
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should I be worried

nefarious nel
diabolically wired
has had six husbands

i just discovered
five deaths were undetermined
should I be worried

policeman stared at note
this guy must be a moron
how could he help
Categories: moron, humor,
Form: Senryu

Many Things History Has Said

Many Things History Has Said

There are many things history has said;
You will die in sleep while in quiet bed;
Last breath take;
Burial with wake,
And by stupid moron America was lead.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: moron, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
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