Jennifer
Jennifer is a moo cow
Leading me on
Said she was a lady boy
Show me I said
No she dared reply
Suck my duck!
We had a big row
I nailed her to a wall
Stripped her naked
To see all her bits
There was a lot of her
Doing this and that
I had some fun
Enjoying the day
Body on a door
Before I go to jail
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Ice Cream Companions An Acrostic by James E Lee Sr.
Indefatigable brownies ingest eaten with chocolate cake.
Chewy candies treat nuts and cherries.
English toffees mixed in milk and cream boysenberries?
Crude digests absorb ate to fast brain freeze.
Red strawberries absorb flavor.
Edible earths erode moo cow liquids.
Adjacent frozen earths review.
Mixed topping drizzle chocolate, strawberry pineapples.
1/4/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©
Shredder aurora
An uni, muenster swisses
into the feta
On the glowing dawn
A gorgonzolaing cheese calls
the moo cow kisses
Meandering thoughts
A pale provolone cuddles
italian couples
3/16/19
written word by James Edward Lee Sr. © 2019
Have you ever seen a kangaroo
Who's a little bit off his noodle
He hops around like a crazy galoot
Who's lost his kit and caboodle
He sometimes barks like a doggy
And chases cars and trucks
At times he meows like a kitty cat
Or sometimes quacks like a duck
Once got amorous with a moo cow
Outcome could've been disastrous
Luckily came to his senses in time
Almost had our first kangacowerous
They're treating him for psychosis
It's costing him a bunch of dough
Maybe he'll act like a kangaroo again
For his sake, we sure hope that's so
There's a moral here, it's very simple
It's about knowing who you are
Being happy with the skin you're in
And not coveting another's star!
(Moo cow moo)
Moo moo comely cow
Have you any milk?
No ma'am, no ma'am
Why you need my milk?
Some for my cereal
Some for my tea,
Some for my ice cream
and some for my cheese.
Moo moo comely cow
I see two udders full,
Yes ma'am, yes ma'am,
But I am running little low.
Have some for your need,
Some for my baby to feed;
Moo moo comely cow
Thanks for your good deed!
Funny Kids poem contest by Team PoetrySoup
Have you ever seen a kangaroo
Who's a little bit off his noodle
He hops around like a crazy galoot
Who's lost his kit and caboodle
Sometimes barks like a little doggy
And chases cars and trucks
At times he meows like a *****cat
Or sometimes quacks like a duck
Once got amorous with a moo cow
Outcome could've been disastrous
Luckily came to his senses in time
Almost had our first kangcowrous
They're treating him for psychosis
It's costing him a bunch of dough
Maybe he'll act like a kangaroo again
For his sake, we sure hope it's so
There's a moral here, it's very simple
It's about knowing who you are
Being happy within the skin you're in
And not coveting another star!
© Jack Ellison 2013
Have you ever seen a kangaroo
Who's a little bit off his noodle
He hops around like a crazy galoot
Who's lost his kit and caboodle
He sometimes barks like a doggy
And chases cars and trucks
At times he meows like a kitty cat
Or sometimes quacks like a duck
Once got amorous with a moo cow
Outcome could've been disastrous
Luckily came to his senses in time
Almost had our first kangacowerous
They're treating him for psychosis
It's costing him a bunch of dough
Maybe he'll act like a kangaroo again
For his sake, we sure hope that's so
There's a moral here, it's very simple
It's about knowing who you are
Being happy with the skin you're in
And not coveting another star!
©Jack Ellison 2012
There was an old cow who said, "Moo!"
She wanted to live in a zoo!
She feared a long snake.
Who said she'd make a great steak!
Now what's a poor moo cow to do?
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The hemorrhoid belt is approaching us NOW the IOLA was so smart she was
clucking her tongue and annoying even Android1OneCharlaX7 the ASTEROID
belt is overtaking the ship said MarYlin the captain.
Stokker Lieutenant Stokker was now the co-pilot in charge of navigation. The
crew was short one person mabe they could pick up a miner at the diner on
Asteroid 3456227 shhhhhhhh it was a surprise for the MarYlin she could never
guess it in a zillion. The falcon yerd lady was on the asteroid 3456227 waiting for
STOKKER to arrange her transfer to the shuttle beam. She kept the diner clean
for when the miner eat. There was only one miner now left in the asteroid belt the
man was quite insane he had been homeless far too long his flower memory
was almost gone but still he sang a song of six pennies found.
NEXT BATT TIME SAME BATT CANAL gentle reader ewe moo cow.
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