Jennifer
...Jennifer
Jennifer is a moo cow
Leading me on
Said she was a lady boy
Show me I said
No she dared reply
Suck my duck!
We had a big row
I nailed her to a wall
Stripped her naked
To see all ...
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Categories:
moo cow, fun, satire, woman,
Form: Verse
Ice Cream Companions An Acrostic By James E Lee Sr
...Ice Cream Companions An Acrostic by James E Lee Sr.
Indefatigable brownies ingest eaten with chocolate cake.
Chewy candies treat nuts and cherries.
English toffees mixed i...
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Categories:
moo cow, adventure, analogy, appreciation, creation,
Form: Acrostic
Moon Cheese Rhapsody--
...Shredder aurora
An uni, muenster swisses
into the feta
On the glowing dawn
A gorgonzolaing cheese calls
the moo cow kisses
Meandering thoughts
A pale provolone cuddles
ital...
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Categories:
moo cow, analogy, appreciation, environment,
Form: Haiku
A Cuckoo Kangaroo
...Have you ever seen a kangaroo
Who's a little bit off his noodle
He hops around like a crazy galoot
Who's lost his kit and caboodle
He sometimes barks like a doggy
And chases cars and ...
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Categories:
moo cow, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Concept
...Concept
When people were invented by Mother Nature,
she came up with an added twist. ...
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Categories:
moo cow, anger, angst, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Funny Kids Poem
...(Moo cow moo)
Moo moo comely cow
Have you any milk?
No ma'am, no ma'am
Why you need my milk?
Some for my cereal
Some for my tea,
Some for my ice cream
and some for my cheese.
Mo...
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Categories:
moo cow, animal, children,
Form: Free verse
A Cuckoo Kangaroo
...Have you ever seen a kangaroo
Who's a little bit off his noodle
He hops around like a crazy galoot
Who's lost his kit and caboodle
Sometimes barks like a little doggy
And chases cars and tru...
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Categories:
moo cow, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
A Cuckoo Kangaroo
...Have you ever seen a kangaroo
Who's a little bit off his noodle
He hops around like a crazy galoot
Who's lost his kit and caboodle
He sometimes barks like a doggy
And chases cars and trucks
At time...
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Categories:
moo cow, children,
Form: Quatrain
What To Do!
...There was an old cow who said, "Moo!"
She wanted to live in a zoo!
She feared a long snake.
Who said she'd make a great steak!
Now what's a poor moo cow to do?...
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Categories:
moo cow, animals, funny
Form: Limerick
Cheph111 Nineteen
...Cheph111 NINETEEN
Cheph111 NINETEEN
NINETEEN
The hemorrhoid belt is approaching us NOW the IOLA was so smart she was
clucking her tongue and annoying even Android1OneCharlaX7 the ASTERO...
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Categories:
moo cow, adventure, science fiction, space,
Form: Free verse