24 Dr Peppers
One day I started running and my legs fell off.
I was in the army, and I had to clean the floor with a toothbrush.
It started raining sideways.
Then a bullet jumped up and bit me that day.
Jenny threw her shoe at her old house.
I guess she ran out of rocks.
I was with Jenny, and I became the minute man.
That’s all I’m going to say about that.
I had 24 Dr. Peppers, and I had to pee.
My mom made some strange noises because she cared about my school grades.
Me and Jenny are like peas and carrots.
Jenny played a guitar naked, and I saw her butt.
For a while I owned a shrimp boat.
When I first met Lieutenant Dan, he was holding a roll of toilet paper.
I like playing ping pong in the spring.
One day I gave Lieutenant Dan some ice cream.
Jenny, is he smart like me?
No Forest. He is dumb as a coconut tree.
You never know what you're going to get in a box of chocolates.
All just put my hands in my pocket.
Me and Lt. Dan are best friends.
I like dancing to Sweet Home Alabama.
I can’t forget about Bu Bu.
Another friend of mine who likes shrimp gumbo.
Me Lt. Dan and Bu Bu are the three amigos.
Jenny will always be my hero.
A bouquet of blossoms
The calmness in the forest
I felt his one eye willy against my ribs
In a nanosecond, he became a minute man
Was this a midwinter dream?
I smile and then I kiss his neck,
he whispers, honey,
I hope that you are not upset,
Darn! I was so ashamed of this
One minute man,
Viagra is all I can truly say to him
Old men, old men
Stuck in a unhappy marriage
for thirteen years.
Many pillows soaked with tears.
Happiness she would never achieve.
because of the children it was hard to leave.
How long would it take
before her mind and body would break?
Misery would not let her be.
She prayed,”Dear Lord,send someone to rescue me!”
Her husband was a 3 minute man.
Her complaints he did not understand.
No matter how he tried,
he always left her unsatisfied.
He was not willing to do
or try something new.
A new girlfriend took her out.
Looking good,she met a man
that made her twist and shout!
She never drank before,
but this time she did and got on the dance floor.
It’s true,this guy did the things
her husband would not do.
After a fight she dumped her husband,
and moved him in.
Now,she’s happy again!
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Now,she has happy days.
Hood fellow, pull her hair like I do the trigger
Plenty of cash, don't care if she's a gold-digger
She broke-up with her ex and got me, lost and found
Get in bed, take out my pistol, let off a round
Shoot her up, shoot her up, bang, bang
Blowing on my mic', the best song she ever sang
The chick's riding me, she started to pant
She dropped down low, started giving brain, transplant
She's eating that wood, like she's a termite
Got something to quench her thirst, but it's not sprite
I think I might go down-town, to get some dessert
She's like a water gun when she climax, squirt
Always takes showers, but she's oh so dirty
Started at three, it's going on four-thirty
Make sure I meet her needs, you're a minute man
She say I got flavor, but you're kinda' bland
I'm speeding, you get home at six, it's rush-hour
Gotta' clean up for you, hit it in the shower
She's so wet, it's like swimming in the ocean
Hop out the shower, dry off, wipe her down with lotion
Starts to get upset, said she wanted me to stay
Ain't in Florida, but she might go M.I.A
A bouquet of flowers,
Or the calm of the woods
I felt one eyed willy in my rib
In an instant you became the minute man
In my midwinter dream
I smile and then I kiss your neck
As you whisper, honey “I hope you’re not upset.
Darn! I am so ashamed of this one minute man.
Viagra is all I can say…..to you
I still love you. Happy Birthday
Baby tell me what you want to do..
Trust me girl I never lose.
F*** that pussy black and blue.
Have you screaming f*** me boo.
Damn I am so deep in you.
Me a minute man impossible.
climbing over obstacles.
Dripping wet Nigeria falls.
Front back I want it all.
Little soldier standing tall.
Addicted to that moaning sounds.
Have you thinking wedding grounds.
Fainting after seven rounds.
Each bell a different pound.
Now tell me did I do my job.
Your eyes is as beautiful as the sunrise.
Each time that I'm away from you my heart cries.
You're a dream come through an angel in disguise.
Girl your thighs got me hypnotize my mind is paralyzed.
One touch from you could make the temperature rise.
You're a very gifted child I'm aching to taste your pie.
Put my face in between your thighs hearing hearing your exotic cries.
As my tune taste your sweet nectar massaging your inside.
And I'm not a minute man because I'm driven by determination.
because I'm determine to hear the sound you make baby it's full of affection
The sound of perfection now my tunge is moving in different direction.
We're making a love connection girl we're about to have an eruption.
Girl you got my head pounding your love is breathe taking.
Now girl let me push my love inside.
Now we're going up and down like a roller coaster ride.
Each time that I'm next to you I feel like I'm on cloud nine.
Now baby I got to go but I'll see next week at the same time.
Your eyes is as beautiful as the sunrise.
Each time I'm away from you my heart cries.
You're a dream come through an angel in disguise.
Girl your thighs got me hypnotize my mind is pallaise.
One touch from you could make the temperature rise.
You're a very gifted child I'm aching to taste you pie.
Put my face in between your thighs hearing your exotic cries.
As my tunge taste your sweet nectar from the inside.
And I'm not a minute man because I'm driven by determination.
Because I'm determine to hear the sound you make when you get an ********.
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