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One Minute Man

A bouquet of flowers, Or the calm of the woods I felt one eyed willy in my rib In an instant you became the minute man In my midwinter dream I smile and then I kiss your neck As you whisper, honey “I hope you’re not upset. Darn! I am so ashamed of this one minute man. Viagra is all I can say…..to you I still love you. Happy Birthday

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 10/13/2012 5:04:00 PM

Enjoyed reading your humorous work..I am glad that I stopped by..Sara

Annie Lander

Date: 10/12/2012 4:11:00 PM

If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a dull and stifling experience. Life can be a challenge; of that there is no doubt. But if we take a moment to stop and see the joke, we can change our entire day. To those that take life seriously, we may see humor as an obstacle in our paths. The truth is that jokes are funny because they contain a grain of truth about life that would not be able to be shown through any other medium. A funny joke or poem has the power to point out subtle ironies of life that I might get shot in the head for if I were to say them straight out. Humor has the capacity to point absurdities about the way we live our lives in a non-threatening way.

Annie Lander
Date: 10/12/2012 4:12:00 PM

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