Menu Poems - Poems about Menu

Pie-Faced

I've oft been offered but not tempted by
large helpings of pie in the sky
from too many crooks
who indeed the broth did spoil
and so as not to be sullied
by such greasy oil
I stay out of their kitchen
not because I can't stand the heat
but what's on their menu
ain't my cup of meat
apple or cherry by the slice

orange dino on the menu

This diner has orange dino on the menu every Tuesday night.
It’s a dish a lot like spaghetti, but here is why it is a popular dish.
An orange dinosaur often joins you and eats your dish bite by bite.
If he likes you, he can grant a favor, do a chore for you or grant a wish.

Good Menu For The Day

Good menu for the day:
Strong coffee
Fresh ideas
Hot confessions
Hot discussion for both side.
For dessert:
Sweet moments of silence
To dissolve misunderstanding
A pinch of inspiration
Drop of risk of signature sauce
From the chance encounters
Portion of piece of cake to make you smile
Aroma of your sweet perfume
Complete the romantic dinner of life.

VALENTINE’S DAY MENU

Love surrounds us
Love me tender
Ever so smooth
Captivated Love
Roses are red
Pebbles divine
Devoted love to each other kind
We have no boundaries only desires
Loved unlimited
Years of love sip
Kisses that fit
Sweet beyond candy
Sugar always the right ingredient
Love you now even more
The culprit arrow of love everlasting
Love still strong, and caressed in your arms I will always belong
Happy Valentine’s Day

CHEF’S MENU

In order to eat you must prepare
When cooking, it should ingredients with care
All about the recipe
Being what it comes out to be
Little this and that
Savory taste
Flavor avion
Just right
Oven or stove ready
Your hunger holding steady
Cooking or baking detail
Without fail
If what you prepared didn’t come out right
Don’t be uptight
Call Chicken Delight
At least you will be eating a

Life's Menu

Life's Menu

The world is a feast 
hosting many beasts
lodging its beings
In a palace of bliss 
Serving mystery meals
with knives and forks
tending to fangs and claws 
Ripping through life’s menu
Feeding on scorn
Feeding on hate
Feeding on the love of men
Lavishly Catering out despairs 
Stylishly rummaging
through the hopes 
Spreading buffets
of selected illusions 
spiced with chaos  

Tonight’s Dinner Menu

Tonight’s Dinner Menu

Tonight’s dinner menu is:
one bowl of 
in the manner of, 
half a bowl of 
in spite of 
everything sprinkled with
spite of 
small efforts and 
small expectations, a plate of 
another’s and 
on the other hands, and
a tall glass of
the outcome of 
a situation thought of 
collectively as 
morning unprovoked attacks.

Menu For Two

   Dinner for two
   It was just me and you
   Long day
   Needed some sustenance
   Then on our way
   
   The waiter approached
   Standing overhead
   Crooning the menu
   Oblivious to others
   He continues

Menu of My Eating Pets Poems

Menu of Eating Pets Poems

naughty always knew
Trump mira lago menu
he will continue
 
cat creole soup
chewy cat clam chowder
flabby tabby patty
oodles of poodles with noodles
collie named Molly hit by trolley
always love lean lab
cat dying in mortal combat
putrid pit bull pot pie
candied cuddly kitten cutlets
BBQ 'ed Burned Beagle on bagel 
Remaining Raked over roadkill

about pet eating
from my

Off the Menu?

Have you decided, sir?
...Before she asks, deep inside myself, I must reach,
and tell her

what I must try.
"What'll it be, apple or peach...
which pie?"

I knew.
"Which, I beseech
you?"

"Have you decided, sir?
What'll it be, apple or peach..."
"You!"

Snail Soup Menu

Snail soup cook raw
An Asian delicacy
Exotic menu.

Valentine's Day Menu

Hey, Baby, I just want to say,
this menu for Valentine’s Day
    confirms “me-n-u.”
    Please don’t leave me blue.
Let’s start our sweet night right away!

New Menu at Milton Creek's Aces Restaurant

*** Notice to the residents of Milton Creek ***

Tom serves as mayor. never complaining, so he gets what he requests 
No blood in his steak, apple pie with sweet cream. Aces cooks that meal
to perfection and I profess it will be made available to all of our guests
but only if you cowboys remove those sharp

A Cafe' Conundrum

Away in a cafe’
                 No menu to read
Despite my misgivings
                   I heartily plead

 How am I to order
   

What's On the Menu For Tonight

My girlfriend's coming over
And I'm looking to impress
Thought I'd whip us up some dinner
So there's no time to regress

I drove a couple of miles
To the local grocery store
Grabbed everything I needed
And then rushed right out the door

I got back to my kitchen
And broke out my pots and pans
Wrapped the filet mignon in bacon
And secured with

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