Mastodon Poems - Poems about Mastodon

...What explains Trumpenstein’s command That the U.S. borders expand? His withered small shaft Needs a bigger graft Of mastodon parts from Greenland ......

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...As a child, men of science warned me about the coming of a second ice age. They flashed pictures of stomping mastodon hungry saber tooth cats and giant sloths with enormous claws. I listened ......

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... O, how will we ever cope The dreaded meteor is on its way The weather mavens say ‘No hope’ that those dinosaurs will live another day What will we tiny little mammals do ......

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... Let me take it back to the Old School where Courage was Virtue Heart Strong, Fearless, I'm Resolute Peep This I Got This Feelin, Like a Burnin Torch I'M LUMINOUS! Head High through the Cru......

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...How exciting; first appreciable (healthy) snowfall 2024... within hinterlands of Perkiomen Valley Pennsylvania occurred January 6th promptly at noon. Virgin whiteness blankets terrestrial r......

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...First appreciable (healthy) snowfall 2022 occurred January 28th Virgin whiteness blankets terrestrial realm bajillion snowflakes tumble out of sky atavistic fascination awakened agog at ice cry......

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...Imagine they find your bones in a boggy field - it happens all the time, speaking of which, time is your pocket handkerchief, your wristwatch, and your best evening pants all reduced to inse......

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...Anticlimactic mood after February 18th, 2021 snow storm subsided I hate spoiler alert regarding weather forecasters prediction, especially when meteorologist wannabe spouse doth blurt out impe......

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...THREE WAYS of Swiping the World Cup "It is sweet and fitting/glorious to lay your life down for your country » - from a poem by HORACE (See my story selected to represent France in the 2006 ......

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...Turn the tables on those haughty bosses you wait on Turn on them aggressively ~ like a mastodon......

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...Inside A ‘72 Econoline This old green van has a musty smell to it, Like a pair of sweaty rancid socks Mixed with half-empty beer cans. It’s a banged up thing, this ’72 Econoline. Scratches and......

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...Grandma! Your talking to a fiery dragon. Yes, one of my many talents I didn't know I Possessed. I will not be impolite. It's standing There in all its fiery splendor talking from the Other side......

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...LOADED UP ON CARNAGES MASTODON RADIUS MARKINGS ON THE WALL HEIGHTEN PICTURE PERFECT ETCHINGS ABOUT TO FALL HAVE YOU READ ME MY, RIGHTS YET WAIT ON ME AS I PLACE MY BET, YEAH! DO YOU KNOW WHERE......

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...I had supposed all this was closed to me. The age of miracles was long since gone, no wisp of wonder left to dwell upon. I had assumed that I was doomed to be leaf-litter underneath a winter tree......

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...waved away from certain topics Yolanda and her Singing Saw blade captured the intellectual integrity of a generation in readjustment freedom springs only from freedom kids so lock your shields a......

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