Mailman Poems - Poems about Mailman

Based on Frosty The Snowman Freddy the mailman is just out on parole He did the crime and served his time For all that mail he stole Now Freddy is back as Christmas bells chime Freddy the mailman is now a con man people say He charms the ladies with words sweet as honey Deceiving...

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The whispers of The Mailman come staking you at night. The whispers of The Mailman will steal from your delight. The whispers of The Mailman will scare you half to death, But read the letters of The Mailman? You'll hear your final breath....

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We will share lunch with you the puppies offered, running in a bunch. The mailman was offended. You dogs who chase me would eat my lunch? What is it? Asked the skinniest mutt, she was more particular than others. It is something on a plate! The boys yelled out, all together four brothers. If I share my lunch, will...

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When the dog poses a great threat The mailman got very upset He starts to growl loud His breathe was real foul Suddenly, he becomes the new pet...

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He preached a pious excrement like any other politician. Her smut seemed poetic until she took her knickers off. Her light burned all night, but her heart was always dark. His evil odiousness soon ran out of gas, but never his bowels. Nothing is sacred if dog poop and daffodils are not. There is more sexuality in one word than...

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Beware the dog they said, I only brought the mail (the iron mailbox stands inside a gate with locks) Had to extend my arm to reach that wretched box It was too far, the letter fell, an epic fail. You say: just enter, wussie,  grab that envelope? Have you considered one huge dog to sit and wait blood-hungry for that single...

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Went for a walk, couldn't find my way home Finally walked into the wrong house as I roamed Naked lady screamed Threw a hand mixer machine As I ducked, the mailman got bopped on the dome...

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*Let's Start a Noise Band with the Mailman, and We'll Call Ourselves: Our Noise Band with the Mailman Featuring 'Me' - We Can All Take Turns Being 'Me' Until Someone Gets It Right* Here's something to consider: We can all make up our own words together, And then forget We were ever friends with each...

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i wrote tons of lines about you about us dancing shoes swing beer sign post it pink in my mind's eye my orthopedic shoe won't let me climb that high...

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The Postman did deliver, More than mail, He delivered happiness, And love, without fail, I smile in racy, lacy thought, Perhaps more, Than I properly ought, But what the hell, They say, You live but once And, while I'm not sure that's true, This life I dedicate, Just to you....

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In my day, the mail carrier was called the Mailman. However, I don't recall any women choosing the profession. He came to our house twice a day. Once in the morning, And once in the afternoon. Time went slower then and he had time. He could deliver the mail and talk to us kids a while too. Once when he came by we...

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