**** Hat
...**** Hat
The American was an **** hat
A real screw ball idiot
Who didn’t care what people thought
She did this and that what she wanted
A new tattoo left nipple coloured dark green
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Categories:
lunkhead, crazy, funny, rude, satire,
Form: Free verse
Wordsmith Theoretician Postulates Kooky Equation
...Addends, minuend, subtrahends... all Greek
to poor student long haired pencil necked freak.
Damned (internal) revenue stream
plus plugged egress
equals flood of woe
torturous suffocation
of b...
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Categories:
lunkhead, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme
The Big Lunkhead
...All of his life, Ralph was a dunderhead
Foot in his mouth, whatever he said ~
'I love water,' he told friends
Here's how that would end ~
They dumped an ice-cold bucket on his head...
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Categories:
lunkhead, giggle, silly, water,
Form: Limerick
Aloof Brother Concedes Duty Evaded
...Aloof brother concedes duty evaded...
Foremost gratitude heavenly indebted,
jumbling kindling, linkedin mourning
numbness overlaid, pervaded, quashed,
routed thoroughly undermined vibrant
warb...
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Categories:
lunkhead, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Our Town's Old Fire Chief Ron
...Our town's old fire chief Ron's a real lunkhead
When the alarm rings, he lingers in bed
He yawns, then he stretches
And, of course, he k'vetches*
If you wait for Ron, you'll surely be dead ...
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Categories:
lunkhead, anger, conflict, peace, sleep,
Form: Limerick
Loosing Lou Sing the Damn Rumors
...Loosing (lou sing) the damn rumors...
Torpedo style full speed ahead
keeping me in suspense,
what salacious gossip
gets browned, buttered, rolled
down the alley and bred
into unsavory tidbits...
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Categories:
lunkhead, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Aloof Brother Concedes Duty Evaded
...Aloof brother concedes duty evaded...
Foremost gratitude heavenly indebted,
jumbling kindling, linkedin mourning
numbness overlaid, pervaded, quashed,
routed thoroughly undermined vibrant
warb...
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Categories:
lunkhead, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Bio
Key Knees Zion Echo Gnome Mix
...(lesson taught during the foggy night
of December 29th, 2018)
Right there on the driver side
front seat of locked car
(2009 Hyundai Sonata
if that adds mar
soup pea el uber lyft, heft,
distr...
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Categories:
lunkhead, anger, endurance, fate, grief,
Form: Free verse
My Chaotic Cousin From Outer Space
...dripping my red ink…
my clumsy cousin from space
lovable lunkhead
Dotted, splattered, kicked the bucket under
My sofa…what a mess…what a great guest...
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Categories:
lunkhead, cousin, space,
Form: Free verse
Such a Nice Guy
...Wesley Melvin Buchan, also known as Wesmechan,
was a pusillanimous and a good-for-nothing,
although some people consider him a charlatan,
this scoundrel's office runs like a three-ring
circus...
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Categories:
lunkhead, allegory, anxiety, business, simple,
Form: Light Verse