Lunkhead Poems - Poems about Lunkhead

...**** Hat The American was an **** hat A real screw ball idiot Who didn’t care what people thought She did this and that what she wanted A new tattoo left nipple coloured dark green ......

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...Addends, minuend, subtrahends... all Greek to poor student long haired pencil necked freak. Damned (internal) revenue stream plus plugged egress equals flood of woe torturous suffocation of b......

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...All of his life, Ralph was a dunderhead Foot in his mouth, whatever he said ~ 'I love water,' he told friends Here's how that would end ~ They dumped an ice-cold bucket on his head......

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...Aloof brother concedes duty evaded... Foremost gratitude heavenly indebted, jumbling kindling, linkedin mourning numbness overlaid, pervaded, quashed, routed thoroughly undermined vibrant warb......

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...Our town's old fire chief Ron's a real lunkhead When the alarm rings, he lingers in bed He yawns, then he stretches And, of course, he k'vetches* If you wait for Ron, you'll surely be dead ......

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...Loosing (lou sing) the damn rumors... Torpedo style full speed ahead keeping me in suspense, what salacious gossip gets browned, buttered, rolled down the alley and bred into unsavory tidbits......

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...Aloof brother concedes duty evaded... Foremost gratitude heavenly indebted, jumbling kindling, linkedin mourning numbness overlaid, pervaded, quashed, routed thoroughly undermined vibrant warb......

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...(lesson taught during the foggy night of December 29th, 2018) Right there on the driver side front seat of locked car (2009 Hyundai Sonata if that adds mar soup pea el uber lyft, heft, distr......

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...dripping my red ink… my clumsy cousin from space lovable lunkhead Dotted, splattered, kicked the bucket under My sofa…what a mess…what a great guest......

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...Wesley Melvin Buchan, also known as Wesmechan, was a pusillanimous and a good-for-nothing, although some people consider him a charlatan, this scoundrel's office runs like a three-ring circus......

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