Such a Nice Guy

Wesley Melvin Buchan, also known as Wesmechan, was a pusillanimous and a good-for-nothing, although some people consider him a charlatan, this scoundrel's office runs like a three-ring circus. Oddly enough, many his coworkers and classmates fear him no end, like a spider obsessed with the asphyxia of planets, but the magic wand, however, whether you like it or not, will infest your brain and your wallet. Far from being a panegyric this is indeed a diatribe, injected by venomous expletives, deserved by this lunkhead, Wesley, a most idiotic waste of space but I love him, although he's not my relative.