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Lousy Poems - Poems about Lousy

Premium Member No burial, just a lousy cremation
No burial When I died, my family didn’t dare bury me in a grave. They knew, without a doubt, I'd only misbehave ~ that I'd party with the germs, and have sleepovers with the worms, and give the bacteria all that they crave. So, just a lousy cremation When I watched them cremate my body, I thought their work was just a...

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Categories: lousy, death, grave, humor, silly,
Form: Light Verse
Lousy Hotel Bar
He lived in room 757 just like a haiku thats what he said to me just like a haiku eesh There’s a reason I avoid this part of town if not for the psuedo intellectualism that spreads faster than herpes at a swingers party then for the cheap drinks for too much money the door guy that thinks he deserves a tip keeping out the...

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Categories: lousy, age, allusion, art, growth,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member lousy head II
Do blow jobs supplied as the norm Add thrill to a man's pleasure storm? Though oral acts please The giver could sneeze And create a transgender form...

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Categories: lousy, courage, humor, men, sensual,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member lousy head
A nitpicking chief isn’t nice Takes away work’s sugar and spice Labor can chug Without a boss bug Since we’re not the ones who have lice...

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Categories: lousy, anti bullying, humor, mental
Form: Limerick
Lousy Boyfriends
His looks and physique, Add on to that someone else's mind and brains, I am sure it will be like salt to the season-less. Add to all that someone else's generosity, It will be like spice to the spice-less; And after all that I am sure I did get the perfect man, The man of my dreams. They say women nowadays...

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Categories: lousy, angst, boyfriend, community, confusion,
Form: Prose Poetry



Premium Member Lousy Crocodile Tears Just Let Them Fall
Lousy Crocodile Tears Just Let Them Fall I wrote you and you answered me not I sent you all my love, and all I got Your beauty fantastic but ears are not Went to a bar and got drunk as a sot Dawn marched in, my mind cleared right up I then drank my coffee from golden cup No, I did not...

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Categories: lousy, break up, conflict, girlfriend,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Lousy
On a head, there lived a louse, It was this itchy louse's house. Mr Magoo was a mole, Who lived in a deep, dark hole. BANG! the head just shot a grouse!...

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Categories: lousy, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member When a Poem Is Lousy
Despite contrary opinions to that effect Poetry is not entirely subjective, at all! Over time, some poems will gain respect Because of their excellent quality overall. Whenever I see a poem with a lack of skills Poor grammar, phrasing, and punctuation It’s poor; or if it's trite, time gracefully kills, Rarely does a poem rise above its station. It’s not “subjective” to say...

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Categories: lousy, poetry, writing,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Feeling Lousy
Nothing is so distressing as a sore aching back Perhaps, a bad cold with a harsh coughing hack Both can interrupt a long, well-planned excursion Frankly to both, I have a strong personal aversion. Written April 1, 2022...

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Categories: lousy, how i feel, sick,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member A Lousy Limerick
If you have a cat in your house And you also have a mouse The mouse wouldn't stand a chance Of living, when that wily cat pranced Because this cat was a louse....

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Categories: lousy, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Mr Lousy Repented
An unsettled soul seemingly always chasing propaganda voice from the equator, a quarter of a roar but heard in Uganda he’s a member of a serious interaction, that’s a fake platform on reputation’s policy, he can’t just conform his name is a broken glass, his hand is slim sunk so deep, to retrace will be a hard fought win the...

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Categories: lousy, character, community, forgiveness, friendship,
Form: Free verse
Lurched Lousy Limbs
*Lurched Lousy Limbs* thick soles seducing eerie earth scrunching tracing tactic trudges cowering cornered crushes pale paths tucked gaunt gaze; gulp! mystic monster smirked nocturnal nature athirst felon fondling first then a twist lurched lousy limbs dactyls callous covering goblin moved monster dragging dainty disaster. 19:12:18:16:54 ~Note~ A goblin fought with a monster who'd claimed dominance before its arrival. At the approach of the goblin, the...

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Categories: lousy, horror,
Form: Sonnet
Lied About Lousy Buss Ride
we had tried and then lied about lousy bus ride that should be denied Jim Horn...

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Categories: lousy, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Trump a Lousy President
Trump A Lousy President Without our consent, Have a lousy president; So much money spent. Had been intending, Economy descending; Him apprehending. Need another crutch We lived and have learned so much; When dating go Dutch. Jim Horn...

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Categories: lousy, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Lousy Hotel
A LOUSY HOTEL Son went to his hotel room after a delicious lunch When he opened the door there was a loud crunch There were huge cockroaches crawling over the floor He grabbed his bags and ran straight out of the door This cockroach infestation was his objection He headed downstairs to the hotel reception and obtained a keycard to a different...

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Categories: lousy, holiday, humorous, insect,
Form: Rhyme

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