Best Lousy Poems

I truly am disappointed
By such a lack of desire
When I think I should inspire
That swollen stuff of dreams
With a waving Wand anointed
By eager, willing hands
Spill free his demands
Then stuffed back in his jeans!...

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WAS THAT A HUMMINGBIRD I HEARD HUMMING?

Have you ever watched a hummingbird hover?
Well he does that to impress his lover
There are many ways to impress someone
And every so often it’s could take a gun

I’ll tell you one way not to let love rule
And this, my...

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He lived in room 757
just like a haiku
thats what he said to me
just like a haiku
eesh

There’s a reason I avoid this part of town

if not for the psuedo intellectualism that spreads
faster than herpes at a swingers party
then for the cheap drinks for too much money
the...

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Save Your Lousy Self


Save your pity for a fool that is not witty
  save your sorrow for a jerk with no tomorrow
Save your scorn for your future unborn
  save your smartass for another dumbass
Save your lies for your coming black eyes
  save...

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I’m writing to you, my dear darling one
To say life with you is no longer fun
We laughed ‘til we cried, made love until sore
But you’ve become just a great crashing bore
Spontaneity has now up and died 
I can’t bear the thought of you by my...

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WHEN WILL YOU DIME STORE POETS GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD
I CAN OUTWRITE MOST OF YOU WHILST ASLEEP IN MY BED
YOU WANT TO WRITE ABOUT DAISIES AND WILDFLOWERS
WHILE I WRITE ABOUT SOLDIERS DYING BY THE HOURS

WHEN WILL THE PEOPLE WHO READ ME PASS ON THE...

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For a few lousy coins 
The poor take your right to life
For a few lousy coins...

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OF COURSE I KNOW THE SOURCE

The most difficult part of the day is the dawning
I sail through the rest of the day with ease
When the nighttime arrives I fear the morning
And pray that four hours flies by like a breeze

The kind of breeze that wipes...

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I missed the meeting, again.
‘It was important’ -
My manager rebukes me often;
But if I knew it was
I would promulgate to my whole family
In its entirety: Attend!
No questions asked!...

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Drapes are closed but the sun gets through
Summer morning, birds a-tweeting
Sweat on sheets, personal dew
Two more snoozes then up for meeting

A chunk of mahogany
Surrounded by suits
Well-shaved chins
Playing silk flutes

Golden cuff links
Slide over shine
Reaching for Perriere:
Businessman's wine

The big-haired girl
With tight lips and skirt
With clipboard and pen
In...

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You lousy Pigs just gave me a speeding ticket.
I won't pay it, you know where you can stick it!
You lousy Pigs don't frighten me by putting your hands on your guns.
I'll kick you both in the nads and you'll be lying on the ground when...

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Despite contrary opinions to that effect
Poetry is not entirely subjective, at all!
Over time, some poems will gain respect
Because of their excellent quality overall.

Whenever I see a poem with a lack of skills
Poor grammar, phrasing, and punctuation
It’s poor; or if it's trite, time gracefully kills,
Rarely does...

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A LOUSY AFFAIR

There was once an old lady with blonde hair
That was curly mess, she didn’t take much care
When the head started to itch
She began to hunt the witch
Where the fleet of lice made lousy affair.

August 31, 2018...

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The machine lost its touch 
time to collect, more than my mo'
Encryption, low budget skills
she needs a warning sign. 

DX...

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A LOUSY HOTEL

Son went to his hotel room after a delicious lunch
When he opened the door there was a loud crunch
There were huge cockroaches crawling over the floor
He grabbed his bags and ran straight out of the door

This cockroach infestation was his objection
He headed downstairs...

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