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Woman Is a Hole

...Woman is a hole,
Soft with spongey walls,
Press the button, make her howl,
Crash through her virgin halls. 

A newborn baby, little girl,
Fresh kitchen rag to store,
Waiting ignorant of the da...

funny farm or loony bin

...Funny farm or loony bin?
Depends what kind of mood I’m in
Mad house increases my lunacy
I take my pills and watch tv

Fall asleep, don’t care if it is night or day
The attendants are glad, I am...

Winterland Schmunderland

...Winter Wonderland Winter Schmunderland
I've had it up to my ying yang
If I never see another snowflake in my life
My big bass drum I'd bang

Wonderland, Schmunderland I've had enough
Do...

Compartmentalization

...COMPARTMENTALIZATION 

Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses, 
so messes … not get in!

Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
M...

The Secretive Mrs Mcdard

...Shall we send the lady with the scotty dog a card?
The neighbors did not know her well. Mrs. McDard.
They had heard some rumors, but nothing reliable.
Like her husband was an institution, totally ...

Winter Wonderland, Winter Schmunderland

...Winter Wonderland, Winter Schmunderland
I've had it up to my ying yang
If I never see another snowflake in my life
My big base drum I'd bang

Wonderland, Schmunderland, I've had enough
...

Shegirl and Jim

...SheGirl is tamping down her blanket, comfy cattitude.
Pat pat pat pat pat pat, I admire her stealthy attitude.
She has me firmly in my place now, glad I have my popcorn.
We watch The Horrible Boss...

Sue S Side Almost Won Out As the Tomb Poem

...Sue S. Side Almost Won Out As The Tomb Poem...
(alternately titled: a page taken from the play
book of Little Miss Muffet.)

"Oh...My...Argh..." "Somebody...
     Please...ease...help...me...ee"...

-onomatopoeia-

...Daily Poetry #71, April 9, 2017
Word: Onomatopoeia

With one whiff, I smell that it's undesirable,
And with a taste, it's completely rotten. 
Cla-clang, cla-clang, the bell rings out again,
And...

Trump In Loony Bin Horn Haiku

...Trump In Loony Bin Horn Haiku

Trump commits each sin
He belongs in loony bin
Also thin is skin.

Jim Horn...

Cafe Noir

...A man sinks his breath deep into a saxophone 
He fills a smoky room with its tenor tone
All the clichés are here 
From the femme fatale to the trodden tramp
The atmosphere borders on camp  
 Be ...

Just Like Speedy Gonzales

...Running as fast as I can, I am
But I can't keep up with myself
Just like Speedy Gonzales
My mind has really gone south

Must be something I can take no doubt
To slow the damn process do...

Young Buja Wrote

...WROTE A BUJA...

A buja wrote a song
it rubbed the who in power
the wrong way...
to the slammer bujas..
committed himself
self imposed insanity....

Called his government plunderers
stealin...

While Caesar Watches For Brutus Part Two

...(continued from While Caesar watches for Brutus Part One)

Then you think of a face you love, those prayers begin
You try to crawl safely back in
The crowd disperse with taunts of " chicken"
You...

Bionic Betty: Another True Tale From the Mental Ward

...Betty was bonafide crazy. She had shot her husband after a night of drunken quarreling, and was in the state mental hospital instead of being in the slammer. She'd shot the louse in the stomach and h...

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