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Winterland Schmunderland

Winter Wonderland Winter Schmunderland I've had it up to my ying yang If I never see another snowflake in my life My big bass drum I'd bang Wonderland, Schmunderland I've had enough Don't know how I've made this far Except for those few times in the loony bin Still have my marbles, by gar Well at least I think I still have my marbles But sure wish I could feel my mouth This Winter Schmunderland is really for the birds Even they have sense to head south Winter Wonderland Winter Schmunderland Who really needs all of this crap I'd certainly be a very much happier camper If I could wear a hat without flaps

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Date: 10/5/2023 3:49:00 AM
Smiling, almost giggling, as I read this, Jack. I, too, despise winter...and agree...even those dang birds have the sense to fly south. Thanks for sharing your humor. Have a wonderful day, Sara
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/5/2023 4:17:00 AM
Smart birdies they go to to the head of the class!!! I'm sure your winters are much more tolerable in Texas! Have a super duper day Miss Sara! xxx
Date: 9/17/2023 10:11:00 AM
I smiled all the way through, then the last line cracked me up. Great rhyming Jack :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/17/2023 2:57:00 PM
Oh yes! As a kid I had no choice wearing a hat with flaps! xox I made sure that as an adult I would never wear one again! lol

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