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Loonies Poems - Poems about Loonies

Premium Member Heydays and High Points
... It’s the heyday of the preachers of doom nuclear paranoia, world goes boom Open Season to generalize with closed eyes all righties -- fascists lefties -- com......

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Categories: loonies, fate, hate, mental health,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Feed the folk, this rulings a joke'
...Andrew Cooper farmer of the land, of Croyde Devon; in old England decided he'd plough some fields again? as the sun was shining through the English rain, yet some eco-loonies including a judge? hit ......

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Categories: loonies, environment, farm, identity,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member DNC Chairman's Convention Song
... ‘Tis the season for a convention Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Fear and angst and apprehension Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Will the protests turn to riots Fa-la-l......

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Categories: loonies, chicago, political, song, violence,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Need A Cuddle Are You Available?
... Need a cuddle, are you available? I promise not to linger too long Maybe seven, maybe eight hours or so Maybe until the break of dawn Just enough time to satisfy my craving That h......

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Categories: loonies, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Need A Cuddle Are You Available
... Need a cuddle, are you available? I promise not to linger too long Maybe seven, maybe eight days or so Maybe until the break of dawn Just enough time to satisfy my craving That ha......

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Categories: loonies, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Risky
...Our lives were always at high risk in that small town of loonies. Ironically, we still take calculated risks in cities; Where we found our true selves, no longer need each other's pities.......

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Categories: loonies, friendship, irony, moving on,
Form: Sijo
Premium Member Need a Cuddle Are You Available
...Need a cuddle, are you available? I promise not to linger too long Maybe seven, maybe eight hours straight Maybe till the break of dawn Just enough time to satisfy my craving That hau......

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Categories: loonies, lust,
Form: Rhyme
Colloquialism Fun
...Up here in Canada we have our own words Everywhere does, some think ours are absurd Between toques, hosers and rhyming currency Like loonies and toonies, we do speak uniquely But narrow it down t......

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Categories: loonies, humor, nostalgia,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Upon My Two Knees
...Gosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies, Drag you out into the boonies Watch you be cut up by loonies Feed you to the starving goonies.......

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Categories: loonies, death, funeral, funny, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Lake Nipigon Recharging Stations
...when i die send me 2 Thunder Bay thundered thunder bolts r 10 dbs Nipigon River Bridge Recharging Station currents regenerate thunder like brook trout roe restocking fishing rods 2 ur net, broo......

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Categories: loonies, environment, farewell, fish, goodbye,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member The Iditarod
...The “Last Great Race On Earth” takes place in Nome, Alaska It's called the “Iditarod”, sled doggies race, now I ask ya Why do these loonies do it These are very strange twits Eleven hundr......

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Categories: loonies, race,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Obedient Sheep
...Donkey’s ogling artful masks like drunks ogling addictive flasks – You sure look fancy—Nancy! Be submissive! Behaving neurotic is now patriotic – loonies in charge of the asylum; ......

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Categories: loonies, abortion, patriotic, perspective, political,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Give Me the Unruly Child With Lots of Energy
...Evilness has not reared his head in my world. I know nothing of it, really, and do not pretend to. The devilish ways of mischievous mites and sprites Makes me happy. I love their keen confidence. ......

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Categories: loonies, school, teacher, teachers day,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Boobie Wooble
...Why are us doobies addicted to “boobie woobies” No, it isn't a code, it's tough-guy talk for us loonies Am I striking a chord Still boobies I adore Can't live without 'em, they curl up my......

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Categories: loonies, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Thumbs Up Their Bums
...An amazing revelation that has long since become The universe contains neutrons, electrons, and morons The last one is quite obvious Just check out the wackiness Of the loonies at the mal......

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Categories: loonies, hilarious,
Form: Limerick

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