Short Loonies Poems
Short Loonies Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Loonies by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Loonies by length and keyword.
Upon My Two Knees
Gosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....
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Categories:
loonies, death, funeral, funny, humor, murder, religion, silly,
Form:
Quatrain
Risky
Our lives were always at high risk in that small town of loonies.
Ironically, we still take calculated risks in cities;
Where we found our true selves, no longer need each other's pities....
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Categories:
loonies, friendship, irony, moving on,
Form:
Sijo
Boobie Wooble
Why are us doobies addicted to “boobie woobies”
No, it isn't a code, it's tough-guy talk for us loonies
Am I striking a chord
Still boobies I adore
Can't live without 'em, they curl up my tootsies...
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Categories:
loonies, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
Thumbs Up Their Bums
An amazing revelation that has long since become
The universe contains neutrons, electrons, and morons
The last one is quite obvious
Just check out the wackiness
Of the loonies at the mall with their thumbs up their bums...
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Categories:
loonies, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
The Iditarod
The “Last Great Race On Earth” takes place in Nome, Alaska
Called the “Iditarod”, sled doggies race, now I ask ya
Why do these loonies do it
These are very strange twits
Eleven hundred miles! Rather watch it on my iPhone on my veranda...
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Categories:
loonies, surreal,
Form:
Limerick
The Iditarod
The “Last Great Race On Earth” takes place in Nome, Alaska
It's called the “Iditarod”, sled doggies race, now I ask ya
Why do these loonies do it
These are very strange twits
Eleven hundred miles! Rather watch it on my iPhone on my veranda...
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Categories:
loonies, race,
Form:
Limerick