Short Loonies Poems

Short Loonies Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Loonies by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Loonies by length and keyword.


Premium Member Upon My Two Knees

Gosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies.
Form: Quatrain


Premium Member Risky

Our lives were always at high risk in that small town of loonies. 
Ironically, we still take calculated risks in cities;
Where we found our true selves, no longer need each other's pities.
Form: Sijo

Premium Member Boobie Wooble

Why are us doobies addicted to “boobie woobies” No, it isn't a code, it's tough-guy talk for us loonies Am I striking a chord Still boobies I adore Can't live without 'em, they curl up my tootsies
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Thumbs Up Their Bums

An amazing revelation that has long since become The universe contains neutrons, electrons, and morons The last one is quite obvious Just check out the wackiness Of the loonies at the mall with their thumbs up their bums
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The Iditarod

The “Last Great Race On Earth” takes place in Nome, Alaska Called the “Iditarod”, sled doggies race, now I ask ya Why do these loonies do it These are very strange twits Eleven hundred miles! Rather watch it on my iPhone on my veranda
Form: Limerick


Premium Member The Iditarod

The “Last Great Race On Earth” takes place in Nome, Alaska It's called the “Iditarod”, sled doggies race, now I ask ya Why do these loonies do it These are very strange twits Eleven hundred miles! Rather watch it on my iPhone on my veranda
Form: Limerick

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