Long Loonies Poems
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Colloquialism FunUp here in Canada we have our own words
Everywhere does, some think ours are absurd
Between toques, hosers and rhyming currency
Like loonies and toonies, we do speak uniquely
But narrow it down to one province specific
Our Saskatchewan...
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Categories:
loonies, humor, nostalgia,
Form:
Couplet
Country Boy, City Slicker On CdWell, I moved into town to live like a city slicker,
Loaded my truck, found a place, and here I am,
Though a country boy has a head a bit thicker,
City life is not so hard to...
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Categories:
loonies, funny, history, people, places, song-lyriclife, city, life,
Form:
Lyric
Christmas As I Understand ItWell, The National Loonies League is on the prowl again this year,
Merrily chipping away at the Christmas traditions we hold dear.
Seems to me they could find something more productive to pursue,
And let others celebrate Christmastide...
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Categories:
loonies, holiday, nostalgia, christmas, christmas, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Michiganderer Philandered and Rachel MaddowMichiganderer Philandered and Rachel Maddow
She is most modest and not a mad cow
Which is why we love Rachel Maddow
Now or brown or full blown all over town
She is none other than Maddow world renown.
Definitely...
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Categories:
loonies, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
What a Tv Show - Parody of "we Can Work It Out"I've recorded the song, which you can hear here:
I did vocals and guitar - Sung to the tune of "We Can Work it Out"
What a TV Show
American Idol
There’s so many loonies seeking fortune
and...
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Categories:
loonies, funnywork, work,
Form:
Lyric
What Shall We DoWhat Shall We Do?
Shall we start with wine and women eating cheese?
Are there grapes in the forest? Will our children use there knees?
Shall we fall from clouds and eat from a pan?
Are there apples...
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Categories:
loonies, adventure, angst, confusion, funny, life, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
A World At PeaceWill there ever be total peace in the world
Or am I just a silly old goon
As long as loonies want more than their share
Even want a piece of the moon
Good people of earth will forever...
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Categories:
loonies, peace, world, world war ii,
Form:
Narrative
Need a CuddleNeed a cuddle, are you available?
I promise not to linger too long
Maybe seven, maybe eight hours or so
Maybe until the break of dawn
Just enough time to satisfy my craving
That haunts me day and night
Gonna...
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Categories:
loonies, passion,
Form:
Rhyme
Need A Cuddle Are You Available?
Need a cuddle, are you available?
I promise not to linger too long
Maybe seven, maybe eight hours or so
Maybe until the break of dawn
Just enough time to satisfy my craving
That haunts me day and night
Gonna...
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Categories:
loonies, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Need A Cuddle Are You Available
Need a cuddle, are you available?
I promise not to linger too long
Maybe seven, maybe eight days or so
Maybe until the break of dawn
Just enough time to satisfy my craving
That haunts me day and night
Gonna...
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Categories:
loonies, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme
Need a Cuddle Are You AvailableNeed a cuddle, are you available?
I promise not to linger too long
Maybe seven, maybe eight hours straight
Maybe till the break of dawn
Just enough time to satisfy my craving
That haunts me day and night
Gonna wind...
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Categories:
loonies, lust,
Form:
Rhyme
Minions Find a New LanguageOn a night sable, my door hastily thrown
abducted in a rush by one-eyed loonies,
neon- yellow skin reflecting oval heads
whisking me in a shuttle, circling far away.
Taken to a realm where their master reigned,
impish a...
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Categories:
loonies, character, funny, happy,
Form:
Light Verse
The Madness of GiantsThinking all of this time
that I stood next to giants
'til I realized those giants were mad
But what brought me here
was impulsive stupidity
I see now that I have been had
Why seek fame and glory
when those who...
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Categories:
loonies, deep, metaphor, moving on,
Form:
Rhyme
Chuckles, Giggles, and GuffawsChuckles, giggles and guffaws
That's the only way to fly
Find silliness in all everyday things
Tears of joy will fill your eyes
In fact if you're not careful
You'll infect your fellow man
Before you can say "pink panties"
Loonies will...
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Categories:
loonies, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Valentine LightVALENTINE LIGHT
Your absence through the sky, in making night,
except at lunar rise, where you reflect;
and tiny twinklings nearly out of sight;
we wish upon, for things we don't expect.
No one has wings to fly, as angels...
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Categories:
loonies, beautiful, stress, valentines day,
Form:
Sonnet
Give Me the Unruly Child With Lots of EnergyEvilness has not reared his head in my world.
I know nothing of it, really, and do not pretend to.
The devilish ways of mischievous mites and sprites
Makes me happy. I love their keen confidence.
Give me an...
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Categories:
loonies, school, teacher, teachers day,
Form:
Prose Poetry
An H-Bomb Love PoemThere's an H-Bomb on our doorstep
That's threatening to kill us all
There's a F-Bomb on my tender lips
And I'm bouncing off the wall
My middle digit is raised on high
In a glorious finger salute
Dropping my drawers in...
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Categories:
loonies, peace,
Form:
Quatrain
Heroineas not you with yarmulke
delivering yogurts past the age of curdle
what you asked from me a cuddle
as in a tent you phantom
I'll be drooling for thank you
your mistake
as many tests show will be a...
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Categories:
loonies, art, , Lullaby,
Form:
Blank verse
Monstrous LooniesMonstrous Loonies in the air;
Monstrous Loonies everywhere,
Monstrous Loonies without a care;
That's our politicians!
Monstrous Loonies worldwide,
Monstrous Loonies, nowhere to hide!
Monstrous Loonies, let's stem the tide;
Of useless politicians.
Monstrous Loonies, a set of dopes,
Monstrous Loonies, how can we...
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Categories:
loonies, funny, imagination, political,
Form:
Verse
Kuna Dolaone evening in the desert the moon began to glow
far off in the western sky the sun was sinking low
i looked out on the mesa and lo what did i see
lights of blue and yellow...
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Categories:
loonies, funny
Form:
Lyric
Lake Nipigon Recharging Stationswhen i die send me 2 Thunder Bay
thundered thunder bolts r 10 dbs
Nipigon River Bridge Recharging Station currents
regenerate thunder like brook trout roe
restocking fishing rods 2 ur net,
brook trout wear speckles not glasses,
revolted thunder...
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Categories:
loonies, environment, farewell, fish, goodbye, native american, surreal,
Form:
Blank verse
Obedient SheepDonkey’s ogling artful masks
like drunks ogling addictive flasks –
You sure look fancy—Nancy!
Be submissive! Behaving neurotic
is now patriotic – loonies in charge
of the asylum;
...
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Categories:
loonies, abortion, patriotic, perspective, political, truth, usa, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse
NutsoSteeplejacks are nutso!
What more is there to say
I guess the lure of big money
Would certainly come into play
But not for a million trillion
Normally not afraid of heights
But these guys are totally bonkers
Watching them's a scary...
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Categories:
loonies, tribute, uplifting,
Form:
Quatrain