Long Vinny Poems

Lavinnia Lewellyn Canasta…my great, great grandpa’s sister…
and only childless woman on my mother’s family’s side…
Moved to town to live with us when she was eighty-five  
to help her great, great nephew raise us kids...

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Is there a life after death? I'm about to see
I'm ready to find out, got no one looking out for me
Been betrayed by everyone I gave my all too
They dug the hole, they made me...

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Life these days is hard for any man
But not uncle Vinny, you see he’s in this gang,
He’s living a real good life
Got more money than the President and his wife,
With his fancy suits and his...

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Vino
Vinny
Vino
Vinny
There was no doubt I was seeing double
Vinny poured another glass
I actually think it was whiskey
There we sat, at the back of the Angelos Steak and Kill
The joke wasn’t lost on many
The joint was dark...

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I always felt I knew what sort o’ thing on which to earn our fam’ly’s, and our friends’, respect depends…
But when I made comparisons between the things my parents said about their vast array of...

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a blast of whiskey the summon of the king to appear
a real encounter with Elvis & Zepplin,
from the early 70's sparks a calm to remedy
three at the bar forced to civality..,
under thick chains received
band was...

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Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned
-- again, I have sinned again :(

I'm uncomfortable in my own skin
disgraced, defiled, by my own sin

Do you know everywhere I've been?
Did I hurt You, seeing all my sin?...

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Vinny Rogers was a dairy man who milked three hundred cows.
Share farming with his son Bernie who put in the milking hours.
Now Bernie was adventurous; he liked his teenage fun.
He owned a car; paid off...

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Been writing these rhymes for a while, 
imagination like quail man, keepin that Doug Funnie style

I keep my world in my mind it can't be contained in a file, 
like My Cousin Vinny I blow...

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Scariest:1) The Woman In Black 2) The Uninvited  3)The Exorcist  Don't see 
these alone, esp. 1 & 2..

The Funniest: 1)Monty Python & the Holy Grail  2)My Cousin Vinny  3)The Acid 
Eaters...

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Trying to remember my family on a three hour ride
'cause I'm going once again to see a new bride.
This makes number three for poor cousin Vinny,
the last two was crazy but at least they were...

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Polly want a cracker?
No, Polly wants her crack.
Smokey the Bear telling us, Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires?
I think he set the forest ablaze when he got
stoned and dropped his joint.
Atomic bomb goin' off on...

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