Long Titties Poems

if you have taken the time to browse through this eclectic collection of self-indulgent foolishness, I hope you’ve been entertained by the quirkiness of its content, or at the very least, annoyed by the pervasiveness...

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A subtle numbness overtakes my senses. I feel a slight heavy weight fall upon me in the gentlest of ways, almost like you’re wearing a fur coat in a meat locker and someone’s pissing on...

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         ....When she gets bored of Mr. Slick 
and wants to have real fun.
You win some you lose some Newssome.
You abuse some,
misuse funds,
talk about appropriations,
self donations,
inappropriate grooming...

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It feels so good to be back home from school
I put my jacket on its starting to get cool
Sitting on my porch watching the wind blow
Wondering when it was going to snow
I watch as the...

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There is nothing in this world that i can possibly think of or think of doing to tell you how much I love you. 
You are so sweet to me, i can't almost stand it...

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Kitty Fluffy and her Thanksgiving plate
Invited us to dine, yelling “Don’t be late!”
Kitty was welcoming, her plate was absurd.
We are having a twenty pound turkey, a hideous bird!

That plate is annoying said my cousin Tom.
But...

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With the onset of earth
man became birthed
perplexed, he pondered his purpose
swamped with wildlife
fish and birds rife
am I meant to run a circus?

I'll need entertainers
and animal trainers
a tent constructed of kelp 
moreover, an audience 
to add...

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well it's 2026
and Boogie jam Bowgo
is in the mix
rap out towgo and bluey jam bustsas
flankin on Chicco's
and the Drab Muthacluccias
beggin on beanie
she aint smiling
her freind Chick-willa
my fast fone dialin
backbitting hussy
she down with what ever
switching in...

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MEAT-steroid cows with mucus. 
 
           CHICKEN-lame,frightened,grown in six weeks without beaks.
 
SEAFOOD-tainted and contaminated.        FOOD-sprayed,pesticides.genetically engineered seeds.

AIR-polluted,chem-trails.plenty...

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Off to the sea in ships we all go,
Untested, but cock sure, as iron to a forge

Deck apes, snipes and gunners are we,
Salt spray, steam and gun smoke to deal

Up early and turning to ‘til...

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Lullabies are for babies
too hard to understand by an adult
so let me write a  song in story
of a girl
who has a little too much to understand.. 

And those little minutes felt like forever,like it's perpetuity
Ripping...

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There once was this girl named Betsy who lived on my block. This chick was so ugly she looked like a rock. She had two big titties and a scar on her thigh. She had...

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I looked in the window and what did I see? Huma was scissoring with Hillary. 

My, oh my, what some hairy thighs. These beasts were coming right before my eyes.

There titties were a handful and...

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A letter from Bristol arrived on my doorstep
I knew its contents would cause me such pain
An invitation for a routine mammogram – 
My Goodness …two years have flown past again

I arrived at the breast-screening center
And...

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White Rain
Carly Button	


They say they wanna live my lifestyle but is that what it’s about?
smoking in the kitchen as I kiss my mommas mouth
haven’t seen dad in a week now he’s passed out on the...

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What is hungry that
These turnips
Shall be fattened
With bacon. This
Spoke the troll
he gathered turnips
from Onsager s  garden.
Breadcrumbs shall
atop this au gratin
With bacon , pumpkin
from Onsager s mystery
Garden He was angry
because Ole Onsager
Put fatback in front
Of...

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She was a maestro on stage with her friends
They loved her musical talent and her ability to tell a joke.
She was in her glory here with those who loved her.

One day she met a man...

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His sermons are like earthquakes  
Shaking members' emotions on 
Sunday morning
For his words penetrate hearts like 
spears

He sings, jumps and roars 
Moves his hands like a kung fu master 
And church sister "Mary" falls...

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Covid - 19 has painted our streets 
with fiery dark colors
Families and loved ones hiding 
behind close doors
Sadly, we mask our smiles through 
days and nights

Government says 'Stay at home'
When our lips sleep without a...

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Humidity peaked
New high score
Perspiration on the windows
left behind window scribble sigils
I heart U
it read
said
to no one in particular

Looking at it now
tough to say who left it there
Another fleeting testament on pane of glass
waxing while waning...

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I am just a brown skin girl living american dream wondering what i supposed to be.. I look around me and all i see is more confuse people i know this is not the way...

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baby you're confused
disillusioned about who's being used
exchange your body for jewels
then laugh like they're the fools

I know you're so tunnel visioned cause your mission is paper
but shed tears in the dark cause that's when sadness...

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Now a days girls don’t treasure their virginity,
Let’s get down to the nitty- gritty,
I find it to be quit witty,
I don’t have to worry about having slept with the whole city,
I don’t have to worry...

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