The First Argument

With the onset of earth man became birthed perplexed, he pondered his purpose swamped with wildlife fish and birds rife am I meant to run a circus? I'll need entertainers and animal trainers a tent constructed of kelp moreover, an audience to add due ambiance where to start? "Oh, heaven help!!" "Howdy there was that a prayer? Please call me Master or my pet name King May I call you Adam short for Macadam the nickname has a rather cute ring." "Master, is my purpose to start a circus?" "Of sorts but not quite, progenitor ace I'll gift you a wife for furtherance of life but pray don't fall foul of my grace?" "Nice round to my buns but I'm still half-done my titties are dry and flat as a deck no ring in my bell nuts without shell. Will my partner be built to full spec?" Adam and Eve were both naive lacking in sex education their juicy parts hidden and some fruit forbidden their order was tall: create a world nation Eve, foolish girl gave it a whirl succumbed to the charm of a snake Adam lost flavor when he sought favor she begged off; invented the headache Adam had to release his lust appease sans sex dolls and movies tinged blue a hard task at hand he took a firm stand the first argument ever ensued: "Your sordid affair's neither here nor there admittedly there's a hole in my pride at being deceived but now I'm aggrieved my own conjugal rights are denied."