Long Stupid is as stupid does Poems

The Pied Piper from New York City – Part One

Dare his name be said?
I say, of course, Yes! 

The Pied Piper, himself, is the man, the myth, the legend.
And they, the so-called incurious lot of...

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These Limericks were written by many different PS poets who are all remaining anonymous.  If you would like to add one of your own and remain anonymous send it to my soup mail. Enjoy!

Roses...

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Have You Lost and Mourned
( Thank you Tamera)
By Franklin Price
02/17/2022

I have lost and mourn a loved one
She was my long time cherished spouse
Was the best friend that I ever had
Brought bright sunshine to our house

If...

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Had I, been I, would I have been born in the all time of all of things positive Spanish, esp the Flamenco fragrance of all things love, life and flourish casting all pertinent fate to...

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Forecast aplenties with no degradations announced vertically, religiously or otherwise could have englanced my intuities to a mind over marketed by nomin al periods of intellectual cell growth, idea by idea. Brain overextended as to...

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Friends
I know I said I'd be nothing without them
I said whenever they'd need me
I'd always be there
I'd always be right there
I said I don't throw away friends
I said, I said, I said
and no one knows...

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I got the arrow pointing at you
Yeah, you stupid
So everyone around will know
about the next dumb thing you do
You don't go sit on a mall bench, next to little old ladies,
then take off your shoe
That's...

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I try and publish and a poem in souptime and "the soupstraints to the confines existant 
excell to a minimal maxitude of differentila indifferencode interossities.
Since i am not sosoup fast with my train of soupthought...

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Target via advertising 
Stupid firms and stupid brands
Because such generalizing 
Does require intercept
For the influence of moron
For the psyches thus offense
Does perform defense the function
Very real thus defense

Maxwell color wheel invention
Wasn't meant for purpose this
Any...

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Run, Joe, Run! And the people represent,
mama always said you'd be President.
  Somethin' else mama said was
  stupid is as stupid does
and I think we all know what mama meant!

Run, Joe, Run! And...

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If ignorance is no excuse 
under the law.
Can you imagine what stupid is?
Stupid are the people who
Win the lottery and have 
A good time spending money
and some give it away,
Not saving a dime for a...

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Yes I love you
That goes without question 
But as a child of addiction 
That suffered beside your affliction 
Time will tell what position 
I am to place on a life
Of total submission 
We had to...

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Goodbye ma an' pa
Worst thing ya ever saw
Me dyin' on ya for bein' successful
Never meant to make your lives so stressful

I do what I do for you, baby
Or I do it for me, for money,...

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Throw dirt on me, I'll grow to a wild flower, 
Been to hell and back, I can show voucher. 

Scriptures stored in memory, Pure oil kept in vials, 
Married to eternal spirit, When mortal broke...

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Another true tom tale;

Not too long ago
I did really own
A pair of 
Fruit of the Loom briefs,
One detined to make me groan

For sure, it had,
Seen a better day,
And up until this time
I now surely wonder...

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Fair skin, light hair, bright eyes,
A future full of success and excitement,
A life of fulfillment, friends and family of adornment,
Where to go after school, what to do as an adult,
College parties, turning twenty-one, a future...

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Three flavors, take the sensation joyride and mystify A brain*freeze. It's mind*blowing wait n' see; I won't disappoint you, taste your rainbow and devour It's pleassure. 

Chocolate: Pulses the master shake down, Pouring on the...

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Proudly exclaiming the benefits

Apposing thumbs and a superior intellect
we as human beings are in possession of

Isn't it then amazing and inconceivable

How amazingly stupid and gullible
we are

Like for instance paying out hard earned
money over in order...

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Have u ever been in love? 
                   makes u vulnerable, like the kites above.
open ur chest and...

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1. To save the environment, lets blow up an oil rig and dump 200,000 gallons of oil 
in the ocean and kill ocean life...sound like a plan my fellow environmentalist?

Yeah lets show them!!

2. Jump on...

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Stupid is, as Stupid does:
And then there is Stupid;
That Stupid never was.

Stupid had a moment:
Where Stupid had a Choice;
But, Stupid never did:
Cause Stupid never Voiced.

So, this Stupid that is talked about:
Stupid, it; had something to...

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Stupid is as Stupid does

There was a Man without a plan
He wanted to be great and lead
People voted for him without heed
He made promises he could not make

So He ran on the saying
Make America Great...

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At a fashionable diner,
a very funny familiar scene unfolds
A man dressed in his Sunday best clothes,
orders an appetizer for him and his date
In a jiffy comes the waiter 
with two delicious bowls of soup
Then comes...

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Stupid, I feel stupid
for wanting you back in my life
especially after you stabbed me
with my favourite kitchen knife
stupid, I feel stupid
for wanting you back in my life

The warning signs had been there
it started with little...

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Have you heard of the new term
for an age old affliction

It's now of epidemic proportions
costing the heath care system fortunes

This often incurable condition
sometimes inherited
but usually acquired 
 
Has been given a more
accurate description---
  ---...

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