Shopping With Stupid
I got the arrow pointing at you
Yeah, you stupid
So everyone around will know
about the next dumb thing you do
You don't go sit on a mall bench, next to little old ladies,
then take off your shoe
That's just plain stupid, even for you
At least you kept your sock on
before you took a chew
You make me want to scream, pull out my hair,
every time you stink up the store,
making everyone flatulently aware
That is so stupid
Go to the bathroom or outside somewhere
and foul up the air
Going shopping with stupid,
they oughta give me some kind of award
For always heading off the next disaster,
whenever he gets distracted or bored
Sifting through the garbage
for that half-eaten tasty treat
Howling with the cartoon videos ...
Wil E. Coyote here, makes me wanna go beep beep,
and run him off the road, put the manbaby to sleep
Stupid is, as stupid does,
that's the saying I suppose
But, man ... why do you have to go walking 'round
with those straws sticking out of your nose
If I'm with Mr. Moron, what does that say about me?
it's stupid of you to even ask --- I'm his zookeeper,
so children, please don't feed the talking monkey
Oh boy, I didn't mean to insult all you monkeys out there,
I know you all are smarter than my man
But if you go shopping with stupid often enough,
you're bound to get stuck in stupid quicksand
I need some help over here,
stupid just knocked over all those cans,
I need some help over here,
stupid just turned on all of those fans
With those fans blowing ...
Cash come raining down like green confetti
during shift transfer
Guess their happy meal was stupid spaghetti
Shopping with stupid has changed everyone's holiday plans
Now everybody loves Mr. Stupid,
for putting all that free money in their hands
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