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Mama Always Said Run, Joe, Run!

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Run, Joe, Run! And the people represent,
mama always said you'd be President.
  Somethin' else mama said was
  stupid is as stupid does
and I think we all know what mama meant!

Run, Joe, Run! And let the people decide
but mama always knew your brain was fried.
  I think America knows
  that your Presidency blows
and there’s never been a greater divide!

Run, Joe, Run! But to us all first explain
your own family's sudden wealth and gain.
  For left in a repair shop
  on your crackhead son's laptop
are shady deals with China and Ukraine!

Run, Joe, Run! You had big pockets to fill
and Hunter filled 'em for you and for Jill.
  But, Joe, it's not a good look
  to be a fool and a crook
gettin' caught with your hands in the till!

Run, Joe, Run! But sadly it must be said
if you were any stiffer you'd be dead.
  It would be better for you
  if you had any damn clue
to let someone (anyone) run instead!

Run, Joe, Run! Until that's all she wrote,
mama always said we all need to vote.
  America's Ship of State
  needs a captain strong and great
but your sinkin’ ship is an old shrimp boat!

Run, Joe, Run! But Kamala is a curse
and her cacklin' word salads just get worse.
  Joe fogs up in the west wing
  and she’s a you know…the thing
but she ain't ya mama and ain't ya nurse!

Run, Joe, Run! But stop all the fear and hate,
mama always said it's never too late.
  O’ but we are all agreed
  that America don't need
a mindfu-cked Manchurian candidate!


            Written: June 2024

Copyright © Keith D Trestrail | Year Posted 2024

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Duke Beaufort Date: 6/30/2024 4:58:00 AM Keith, I see things a bit differently, but you have a good poetic sense of humor. There are certainly hints of impropriety with the Biden family. However, there is no proof of what you suggest, and we are a nation that follows its constitution and laws. Biden's son and Trump are both convicted felons, and I would not vote for either. Of course, one can explain behavior as a drug addict while the other is a sociopath. I wonder if either of them has a real feeling of self-esteem. Login to Reply Keith D Trestrail Date: 7/4/2024 3:48:00 AM Hints of impropriety? Kidding right? And Democrats loathe the constitution. The difference between Trump at that crackhead son of Joe’s is that Trump’s politically motivated sham conviction will be overthrown on appeal if not before the election then certainly soon after. I don’t think Donny has any issue with self-esteem. You are completely delusional.

Nancy Kaufman Date: 6/29/2024 7:15:00 AM Hi Keith, I have to admit this was very cleverly done and I will agree that Ms. Kamela is not well liked and that, with the President's age are clear handicaps. Do you honestly feel that an inexperienced adroit liar, tv celebrity is a better alternative for this country? Interesting.. Login to Reply Nancy Kaufman Date: 6/30/2024 12:17:00 AM Neither parties are the party of the past sadly. Both candidates egos are driving them to run even though they aren't what is needed at this time. I actually feel President Biden has done a great job and should be satisfied with being a one term President. Former President Trump is entertaining, just not Presidential. Too bad Mitt R. didn't run.. Keith D Trestrail Date: 6/29/2024 7:22:00 AM Yep. Trump ain’t inexperienced. As for the lies, Democrats have turned that into an art form so you ain’t standing on any moral high ground there. Vote red!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/23/2024 9:47:00 AM Way to stick it to him and his son. This gets a fave. Love it Login to Reply Keith D Trestrail Date: 6/24/2024 1:36:00 AM It was only meant to be one verse but it just kept going. I could have written another ten verses. Sometimes less is more. Thanks Andrea.

Arlo Parker Date: 6/21/2024 9:39:00 AM Voting for Jill Obama! Title fixed. Login to Reply Keith D Trestrail Date: 6/24/2024 1:34:00 AM The Obamas have a lot to answer for.

Sara Kendrick Date: 6/18/2024 7:03:00 AM Some good humor in there. Way to go. I am sure he has heard it all and is a bit stubborn about his second term and all the benefits that go along with it. Thanks for sharing. Sara K Login to Reply Keith D Trestrail Date: 6/18/2024 7:38:00 PM He’s just running again to pardon Hunter and himself from any future investigations and convictions. Can’t believe that Democrats think so little of voters that they would allow this idiot to run again. It was madness the first time in 2020. That’s why they hid him in the basement.