I Have To Tell

What's happened recently I have to tell. (Hiccup) Wish I could muddle through without a screw-up. It starts out at a comic show. (Hiccup) The stand-up doing jokes was such a crack-up my laughter turned to choking then, (Hiccup) and from my nose there squirted diet 7-up. Embarrassed by all this, I got up and (Hic!) excused myself to the lady's room and quick. I tried to drink some water and to (Hic!) apply another coat of Rose glow lipstick. When I returned, I heard stuff that was (Hiccup) not for kids and hardly for the ears of any grown-up. I guess I got back just in time for (Hic!) that crazy guy's most hilarious shtick. Laughing violently, I felt (Hiccup) I once again was gonna have a flare-up. But why I just kept choking I don't (Hic!) know, but this time I was feeling rather sick. That's when I first started doing (Hic!) this. Wish I'd gone instead to see some flick. This all happened thirty days a (Hic!) go. I think I've now tried almost every trick- from breathing into bags to even (hiccup) drinking from the wrong side of a teacup. I'm tired of my husband trying to (hiccup) scare me into stopping, so I'll sum up. A guy like me was on Jay Leno's (Hic!) Show. Hey! I could be the famous hiccup chick! And yet, of all the things I could be known (Hic!) for, this has to be the last one I would pick! Written 3/18/14 for The Tickle My Funny Bone contest