Long Sez Poems
Long Sez Poems. Below are the most popular long Sez by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Sez poems by poem length and keyword.
Limericks
Limericks
by Michael R. Burch
Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
"When again, gentle bride?"
"Nevermore!" bright-eyed Raven replied.
The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus,...
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Categories:
sez, giggle, light, nonsense, parody, silly, smile, word
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Vii - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:
There was a lewd whore from Nantucket
who intended to pee in a bucket;
but...
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Categories:
sez, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, satire, sexy, smile,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Iii - Grab Bag
Limericks III - Grab Bag
Being a peace activist, I once wrote a limerick in an attempt to stop needless wars:
Of Tetley’s and V-2's
(or "Why Not to Bomb the Brits")
by Michael R. Burch
The English are very...
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Categories:
sez, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, silly, war, writing,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Iv - Donald Trump
Limericks IV - Donald Trump
The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back there!
The whole nation laughed
At the state of his graft;
Now the...
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Categories:
sez, america, humor, humorous, leadership, light, nonsense, political,
Form:
Limerick
A Darzet Countree Lad Be Oi
Oi be nowt but an auld country hick,
we a liddle bit of gall, an a lotta stick.
Oi baint niver afeared to speak me mind,
nor critizise folks harshly iffen Oi find
zummit I don’t loik. Tis...
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Categories:
sez, immigration, memory,
Form:
Rhyme
The Maiden Drive
Five rings for fifty-one again and once more winning brings,
another pot of loser’s beer for throwing rubber rings.
That’s twenty-seven ‘freebies’ in a row, so by now it looks
like I’m the bloke who changed the record...
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Categories:
sez, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Cowboys
-LAST DAYS OF OLD BEN-
“See that man up there on the mountain, son?”
“Yeah Pop, why’s he a’jes sittin there starin’ out at nuthin?"
Well, son it ain’t nothin’ he’s seein’…Just nuthin...
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Categories:
sez, death, longing, love, boy,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Trump Poems and Epigrams V
Trump poems and epigrams V
The prez should be above the law, he sez,
even though he’s no longer prez.
—Michael R. Burch
Mercedes Benz
by Michael R. Burch
I'd like to do a song of great social and political import....
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Categories:
sez, america, political, presidents day, today, usa,
Form:
Epigram
Cap'N Save 'Em
He always got a Fantastic Four story to tell,
like how yesterday
he Stretch saved
all those people from dying
When he ran into the Torch-ed, burning building
...
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Categories:
sez, allusion, hyperbole, parody, satire,
Form:
Epic
Alpha Pistols
Alpha Pistols
It’s a nice warm summer’s evening in 2004
The cool man was on top of the Manchester tower block
He fires down with various guns at his lower targets
There is a builders yard two hundred metres...
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Categories:
sez, anxiety, satire, sleep, violence,
Form:
Verse
The Little Pen That Tried To Get Drunk
That goofball husband of hers brought her to this joint to see her get drunk for the very first time. She actually plugged her nose trying to sip her first glass of beer. Good grief....
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Categories:
sez, funny, husband, drink, husband, morning, time,
Form:
Narrative
Dining With the Refined
I hate wearing flamin’ suits and I hate wearing rotten ties,
but if eating in a ‘glitzy’ restaurant, then I have to realize,
I can’t go wearing shorts and singlets or my best pair of thongs,
and...
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Categories:
sez, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Brandin
Brandin
I's jist gots back frum Y-OM_UN
An wents ta sees ma son un 'is wife
Thay war waitin fur a call ta goes helps a frien
An thays jist throwed me un.
Ut war un tha Kansas plains
Un thay...
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Categories:
sez, cowboy-western, family, history, love, war, me, war,
Form:
Rhyme
Ebonification Education
Some sez m a loss caz, I contain ta many flaz
Just becaz m not subjec to ya lawz.
Lizen t ma speech, m hear ta preach
Ma wordz, well byond ya reach
Wot ya hearan iz more...
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Categories:
sez, discrimination, emotions, feelings, freedom,
Form:
Rhyme
Check Out the Checkout
CHECK OUT THE CHECKOUT
(Two checkout girls having a tete-a-tete
as customers pass through with their groceries)
Beep….That’s $35:67. Do you collect the elephant tokens?...
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Categories:
sez, funny, me, night, me, night,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
A Journey Bourne
Ah war out a walkin
Ut war a Sunday morn
Mah chores war all did
Warn't no need fer me et home
Ah walks along tha river
What does goes by er place
Hearin tha crickets singin
Un watchin dragonflies un tha...
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Categories:
sez, cowboy-westernwar, horse, sorry, war,
Form:
Rhyme
Bent English
My speech ain’t elegantly refined,
my words don’t dress up none too properly
Simply cloth words with no aristocratic design,
just plain, unassuming ghetto vocalese
Though I’m very familiar with
the Queen’s English tutorial
I don’t engage much in heavy conversation
that’s...
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Categories:
sez, culture, spoken word, truth,
Form:
Bio
End of the Arms Race
Archie A. Agag, the American Idol Kaiser
Be hiding in an underground concrete bunker
Closed-eyed hate peeper sleepy late-riser
Dreaming of a bottom end H-bomb dumpster
Enter the REM meltdown maelstrom at every kiosk money mall
F-18's flying overhead the...
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Categories:
sez, perspective, society, truth, wisdom,
Form:
ABC
Pathological Condition
Just as eating too much cake
will give you a bellyache,
genuine con is always real fake
An artful eye can chiseler tell
if Mona Lisa’s smile ain’t original
Forged truth ring alarm bells,
imitation lip-sync is the trip signal
Ducky...
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Categories:
sez, allusion, political, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Rhyme
Grouse Bagpipes
Grampie Zach got bone saw breath,
he cut tight lips no slack
"All dung buggy complaints," his wrinkled hand pointedly sez,
“Take it to the
sphincter hole out back!”
That’s the true-true
Atillicus Z
blow an elephantine pair of grouse bagpipes
Buckaroos...
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Categories:
sez, muse, perspective, satire, word play,
Form:
Free verse
Riverside
footnotes
im tryina finish another 20 page chapbook
this is the first part of 2 of what i got so far because its too long for 1
then sneak is thin
an inch is in
transition is trinsition
Riverside
1 The Watchtower
Embryos...
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Categories:
sez, 11th grade, deep, feelings, humor, summer, teenage,
Form:
Rhyme
Earth Gurlz R Ez Not
Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Poetic Lyrics By Thomas Lam Hsi
THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD!
Earth Gurlz...R...EZ...2-B...OR NOT! 2-B...OR NOT!
An-cient 1...SEZ...NOT...NOT...2-B...NOT!
SWE-P? WE SAY...SLE-P! WE SAY...SLE-P!
An-cient 1...SEZ...WE...R...NOT! WE...R... NOT!
OIL...TO FOIL! He sez...OIL...TO FOIL!
OIL...TO FOIL! OIL...TO FOIL!
Earth...
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Categories:
sez, adventure, age, angel, beauty, bird,
Form:
Ballad
The Glaven In Peril
Too much intervention, by ground shifting machines
To devlop some windpower, a results being seen
The crayfish are threatened, the flow rate impaired
As its ecology is battered, for some millions they dare.'
Yes there's cash in the offing,...
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Categories:
sez, betrayal, education, fishing, for teens,
Form:
Rhyme
The Fire Ant Stomp
When I be out cuttin mye graiss befo,
Duh Lawd gimmie a sign.
Least ways iffin hit wus not duh Lawd
Maybe sumpthin else, cause
Duh Lawd He don’t want no body
usin His name fur a laiff.
So I...
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Categories:
sez, funny
Form:
Free verse
Grip the Grifter
There’s a high-class hobo drifter
bumming rides throughout the land
Grip the Grifter ...
watch it society women, don’t shake his hand!
If Grip get a hold of your purse money,
he ain’t letting go
Grip talks fast
Grip remembers slow
Yesterday...
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Categories:
sez, corruption, humorous, parody, truth,
Form:
Light Verse