Cooking the Books For Tony !

First the line/ Next the heavy sinker ! Dealing with Tony is like dealing with a real stinker ! It's so not what you know/ Rather it's in who you blow ! Out cooking the books for Tony/ He'll be the best asset in getting you a loan, The pool shark Jones had just left the premises/ Out cooking the books for Tony ! Mr. Jones was sleeping around on the misses/ At one time he thought he was some contender ? Pressed for questions his approach was all wrong/ Out there painting the town then sleeping with the fishes/ Yet couldn't even bother to pay the dinner tab/ Now their cleaning all of the dishes/ Loose lips tend to sink ships when there out numbered/ They may be out tripping along with Rosie The Derivator ! Hence, the line was suddenly drawn in the sand ! Yet too many there be that try to stick it to the man ? Within time elapse their can come pain/ Like not having you in my arms is driving me insane ! Two Kanucks' came back from The Jersey Shore ! One knew Tone; While the other schmuck was only half Sicillian ? Tony took in the first, The second shortly after when along for some ride ? Yet if you really knew Tony/ You would have every bit of reason to run away and hide, He lives to cook the books on the side ! Yet just like he loves his greasy french fries ! Today the mob still rules it's just in a different form/ We have no reason by which to run away and hide, Only if your a Sicillian !