Long Rory Poems

To know just where your're going

You must know where you've been

You must respect the history

The things others have seen

It's true in all things relative

Be it music, sports or life

If you don't know where you came...

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It’s December, it’s foggy and rainy, but that fits. Of course, a rainy Saturday means gathering in the common room with my roommates and watching either “The Hunger Games” or “Twilight.” Leong’s never seen Twilight,...

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Mama's here, little one.
Even when she's not.
Her arms are wrapped around you,
She loves you a lot.

Mama's always by your side,
Even when she can't talk.
When you're at your best.
And even when you're at your worst.

Kai loves...

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Sue dated an old bloke called Darren
He said surgery'd made him barren
But one errant sperm
Escaped from his ‘worm’
Now Sue’s had a baby named Sharon!

05~24~17

WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON

For his sins he surely will pay
Strong little swimmer...

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You say you want to marry me, 
But how on earth could that be,
You say that I’m the one for you,
Know naught about you, have no clue,
You say we’ll travel far and wide,
With you forever...

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In his derby hat and his three piece tweed suit so exquisitely sublime.
Grandpa Rory entered the men’s club on Sixteenth and fine.
A lady would have swooned if she had been there as an attendant.
He had...

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Large luminous stars can't stay with us very long
There absence leaves a black hole when they've gone
So much Light in so little time
So much Love, thanks for mine.

Our hearts are screaming, full of anguish
It's us...

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Exfoliated Eddie is an eagle eyed spy
He likes hot Hoxton coffee with his cold Shepherd’s Pie
Crazy for a Sheffield lass, a Steel City shrew
Her conversation’s retro but her attitude is new.

Flopping like a flapper in...

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It's one thing to make a promise
When there's more than enough
'Another thing to keep it
As the going gets tough
When it comes to hard times
We've had more than our share

These days, when it seems
Every couple we...

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Here am I sitting on the grassy hilltop
with Rory always my buddy at my side
enjoy my packed sandwich cheese and ham
Rory's hoping for a bite so likes to confide

Your dog can read your line of...

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Our eldest grandson is called Rory
who likes a book with a good story
     to read by a light
     at bed time each night
so long as the plot...

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Eulogy of Diamond Dee
We were all a bit FASCINATED by the COMPLACENT Diamond Dee.
She maneuvered us like puppets, and I mean all of us, not just some.
Her INVOLVEMENT with men and women was well known...

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A Teenager Helps His Mother With the Internet

By Elton Camp

Rory’s mom was new to the Internet
The abbreviations she didn’t get

“ROTFL, WTF, STFU I see everywhere.
Explain them, dear, if you don’t care.”

She expected him to help...

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Chorus:
Please Mr Moon....Mr Moon.....
Paint a romantic glow
While I hold her close
Don't be blue

Oh Mr Moon....Mr Moon.....
I don't need a lucky star
To win her heart....
I've got you

I brought her here tonight
I knew you'd be shining bright
And...

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