Rorys Eccentric Proposal

You say you want to marry me, But how on earth could that be, You say that I’m the one for you, Know naught about you, have no clue, You say we’ll travel far and wide, With you forever by my side, You want to take me to the moon, You promise me that will be soon, I wonder how you’ll do all this How about you first give me a kiss, And explain this complicated story With dinner and a glass of wine dear Rory! Of course I will says this eccentric man, Give me a chance to speak, I am your fan, Let’s go and book our worldwide trip, Then go to dinner, and with a sip Or two or three of the best French wine, Fly way up high on my private plane, as we dine, And furthermore, have a surprise for you, In fact not only one, but I have two, Kneels on one knee and offers me a ring, A bright diamond at least 3 carats, bling, I was floating, wondered did it show, in a daze, This whole day was just a blur a, haze. The 2nd, - tickets not to the moon, but Mars, Refused this gift, preferred planet earth and cars, And still the kiss had not yet come, Felt bewildered, wanted to phone my mum! Hey wonder boy Rory, how about that kiss, Oh wow, loved that, imagine if I did that miss! I have loved you Amy, for such a long time, My father likes you also, we watched you climb The corporate ladder, with those great pins Because of these, forgiven any previous sins, I liked your ways, your speech at any forum, The way you managed meetings with decorum, I even pulled out your file from H/R, See you speak French, Spanish, heritage USSR! I am the Chairman’s son, I’m maybe somewhat of a brat, but love you a ton, And the only thing I ask of you, Is to stand by my side, and be my wife, And make me happy, for all of my remaining life! How can a girl refuse such an awesome request? I married Rory, he’s a gem, my case I do now rest!