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Inxs of Poison From Iron Maiden Scorpion Mamma and Ac Dc Charged Aries Papa
Inxs of poison from iron maiden scorpion mamma and ac/dc charged aries papa

Although gainfully unemployed 
(fate now finds me receiving 
social security disability – 
for approximately 
the last baker's dozen years -
the yeast divine intercession...

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Categories: ranted, 12th grade, abuse, anger, anxiety, atheist, bullying,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Captivated By the Music
I loved my job as a librarian, and today I was walking to work,
In the warmth of a summer morning, when golden butterflies lurk.

I had some extra time, and it happens I took the scenic...

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Categories: ranted, beauty, fantasy, imagery, music, nature, song, summer,
Form: Couplet
Light On the Devil's Chord - Day 5
He sung all the day, all the night of the fourth,
Endlessly, relentlessly, angrily and passionately
Deafening my ears in the wet sugar of his words
In an eternity of hours,
Slowly and dopily, darkness billowed away
Sifting along to...

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Categories: ranted, adventure, anger, angst, appreciation, courage, dark, desire,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Herald
Newsflash:
"Stranger times have never been
As humanity battles forces as yet unseen..
Not just those things beyond our eyes
But hidden troubles that wrestle for our lives.." 
---

Hark the Herald Angels Sing
Glory to the New Born King 

So...

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Categories: ranted, blessing, boxing day , celebration, christian, christmas, joy,
Form: Rhyme
The Three Little Pigs - a New Story
Now here's a tale that needs to be told
Of three little pigs so very different
Their names were Ernest, Roger and Winky
These names by their parents were given

Now I could say these pigs were not so...

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Categories: ranted, fantasy, humor,
Form: Free verse



Two Trees: Mr Oak and Mr Bamboo
"Two Trees:  Mr. Oak And Mr. Bamboo"


A terrible wind storm was approaching and blowing everything out of it's path!
NOTHING....not one thing at all, could withstand it's awesome wrath!
Two trees saw this storm coming! YES!....it...

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Categories: ranted, image, philosophy, storm, tree, wind, wisdom,
Form: Personification
A Danse Macabre
Along a winding country road
one autumn’s day of late,
I chanced upon an aged abode,
up a hill beyond a gate.

The house was old and quiet,
not a person 'neath its roof
but in a tree close by it
perched...

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Categories: ranted, allusion, confusion, dark, dream, gothic, house, imagination,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Mouthwash Guppy
Out of all of the plastic mouth wash bottles in America, I had to fall into this one.
It happened in the middle of a life changing moment on Tuesday when I wished too hard to...

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Categories: ranted, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th
Form: Narrative
The Quest
Standing round the ritual fire, white smoke then black entwinning higher, she takes the
book up from the floor, the spell to open heavens door,

This chant kept secret for so long, in her evil hands did...

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Categories: ranted, funnywords, cat, evil,
Form: Rhyme
My Aunt's Regret, Part I
I have an aunt out in Cali,
we used to visit every year,
she had a yoga studio,
and my grandmother used to cheer

how she was a ‘modern woman,’
could do everything by herself,
and didn’t need to ‘find a...

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Categories: ranted, abortion, children, depression, introspection, life, parents, sad,
Form: Narrative
Can I Lie Here a Little Longer
"I'm tired" he said "I need my sleep.  Let me nap a while"
He lay there 'neath the tree roots and gave a whimsical smile
The snores began immediately the noise was ever stronger
She had to...

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Categories: ranted, fantasy,
Form: Verse
Who Am I
This morning arrives as day is signaled by light
The stars yawn and retire as the day becomes bright
Gone is the safe harbor the shadow of night
Morning brings yet another chance to do things right

Within me...

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Categories: ranted, anxiety, deep, devotion, feelings, i am, religious,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Rum N Raisin 10 - Three Months of Crazy
Raisin just stared at the chaos ahead
A kitten, confused as she sat there in dread
The world has gone mad, all the people have flipped
She glared at a window where blood and gore dripped

Folk wearing specs...

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Categories: ranted, cat, christmas, firework, halloween,
Form: Narrative
Fighting Spirits
A passing by spirit caught hold of the one, who looked down upon her. For the haughty would not pardon mistakes. She was merciless and never understood anything beyond what is correct. 
The passing by...

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Categories: ranted, appreciation, character, confidence, love,
Form: Free verse
Listen To This, Dad
The way he talked about me decided my future.

His method of confrontation in the form of condescending conversation toward the quote unquote habits I had made me decide to not express my opinions, thoughts or...

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© Marco Soto  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ranted, anger, anxiety, dad, feelings, home, mental illness,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
The Good Horse Fred
The cowboy he rode on out of the hills
Slumped over his good horse Fred.
Covered in dust, the least of his ills,
Both he and the horse half-dead.
He took a long drink to clear his head,
And felt...

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Categories: ranted, adventure, anger, death of a friend, friendship,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
A Formula For Life
life is a mystery to be lived and not a problem to be solved
for life as we experience it moves from easy to hard
if you look back to your younger days you will discover
that as...

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Categories: ranted, dedication, faith, inspirational, life, philosophylife, god, god,
Form: Didactic
Thank You For the Days
I’m saddened by what’s happened it’s too bad it’s met its end
but I’m glad I am someone to have had that group of friends 

long standing friendships create understanding
but doesn’t give you an exclusive place...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ranted, age, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
I Am Not the Famous One a Tribute To Short Story Writer Ray Carver
I am not the famous one. But my pain was equal to his.
He became Chekhov. I became Alfie.
The meanness of the streets that spawned us made him a literary oak, while I became the hollow...

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Categories: ranted, allegory, angst, celebrity, inspiration, tribute, writing,
Form: Free verse
Tattered Thought of a Wounded Heart
That year I read Chimamanda Adichie,
I saw the purple Hibiscus in our back yard,
The freedom that blossom through their leaves.
I became Jaja in my lost world seeking freedom,
Then I remembered father; a cruel and callous...

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Categories: ranted, africa, art,
Form: Ballad
Barracuda Alma
Alma was a Barracuda, married two times four,
she knew the game, she played so well and never failed to score.

So, when the chance came about to scam a naive Sailor,
she knew she had to do...

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Categories: ranted, adventure, caregiving, funny, care, care, me, time,
Form: Rhyme
Goodbye, Tafara
Fate propelled me into your belly 
When my own prayers went unanswered 
In the wake of the harvest of thorns 
When the alien- buffered by our silence 
Shackled, manacled and butchered 
Those of us that...

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Categories: ranted, betrayal, heartbroken,
Form: Free verse
Good and Bad News
It’s a sad and sorry state to drive past every day,
the little Baptist Church I once attended every Sunday.
Weatherboards are flaking paint and spouting needs repair.
The Cross is leaning at an angle and starlings nest...

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Categories: ranted, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Church From Sin Was Sterile and More
Church From Sin Was Sterile

Father Farrell found cat who had been feral,
Along with church that from sin was sterile;
Rules curve;
Beer serve,
So during sermon priest rolled out a barrel.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn


Another attempt resulted in anxiety,
And...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ranted, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Weeping Willow
Weeping willow, I'm hear for you
to make all your dreams come magically true
I know you love more me, more than ever
to be with me , through all kinds of weather
weeping willow, don't you play, just...

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Categories: ranted, forgiveness, girlfriend-boyfriend, introspection, lost love, loveme, love,
Form: Free verse

Book: Shattered Sighs