Long Peewee Poems

Yo what's up bro, how've you been man? I know I haven't talk to you in a while. That's my fault. I just get so tied up with life and all the negative vibes that...

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Some may write
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You’d recreate a military hero?
Macarthur, maybe? Nimitz? Pershing? Sherman?
Or would you choose a leader from the past?
Suppose you went for Mussolini – Nero –
(I can’t remember what they called that German):
but stuff like this is...

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The curious case 
Of
Christopher Flaherty

Who began and started out in life with
a perfectly normal human sized brain

Born with a wise old head on his
shoulder's old before his time

That over time and age regressed

And shrunk into...

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I will sing the song of the average man
Who was born a child-not a babe
Who grew up in an ordinary house?
Made of bricks without ivy cascades
He went to an ordinary school like the rest
Hated math,...

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Some walked, others biked
As we gathered at the park
There was Jimmy, Peewee
Ricky, Billy and Mark
Neighborhood boys
From blocks around, they'd descend
For the Sandlot World Series
It was friend against friend

There were seven to a side
The bat was...

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The Camping Trip
It was a cold, Gay night. Rosie O'Donnel and Kermit The Frog cuddled around the campfire,
Singing homo songs and eating eachother out.

Soon they got tired, climbed into their Assholes, and eventually fell asleep....

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Hey silly hat jumping on my bed. How do you jump with no legs? Silly hat why you ate all my pickles? I thought you was going to give me a nickel. There's mud you...

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This is about the three, who had a master's degree, very snooty and got great glee treating people crappy.

They stayed busy as a bee with plenty of money, couldn't see the forest for the trees,...

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Saturday mornings were the best
How I loved to catch your show
Your high energy naughtiness
Your effervescence was contagious
Delighted me and left me in awe
Peeking my curiosity and
Capturing my imagination
So creative and quirky
Meticulously choreographed
Perky and hysterically funny
A...

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Oh, mommy and daddy, please hear my plea
Don't sit your children on Santa Claus' knee
He's too touchy feely
Eyes are hard and steely
He's soused from too many a martini

I hate to call ol' Saint Nick a...

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Acceptance is dire 
I let this be known
my only desire
was to feel that I belong 
The empty will devour
everything that I own
The silence gets louder
The longer I go on
It seems I must face 
this world...

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