Long Peeves Poems
Long Peeves Poems. Below are the most popular long Peeves by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Peeves poems by poem length and keyword.
Mine Courtship and Marriage With Deadly ObsessionMine courtship and marriage with deadly obsession...
As September daze will soon arrive
recollections from a
psychologically checkered past
loom large recalling
tragic storied days of mein kampf.
Circa early nineteen seventies:
As a mere slip of a...
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Categories:
peeves, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Free verse
BoomerangI was forever losing things, and my laughing friends called me a klutz,
Like darker skies misplace buttery sun, when a severe storm develops.
I had once lost the keys to my house, and waited locked out...
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Categories:
peeves, day, fantasy, friendship, fun, green, loss, nice,
Form:
Couplet
Mine Courtship With Deadly ObsessionsMine courtship with deadly obsession(s)
still indelibly scored within
windmills of my mind
this July 22nd, 2020.
Imagine yours truly post pubescence
(no matter ye never met me)
all that life in front of me
argh... precious time squandered
abustle with rattle...
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Categories:
peeves, 6th grade, 7th grade, age, grave, grief,
Form:
Free verse
SAFELINK TracFone synonymousDear SafeLink Customer,
(one of the many recipients includes me).
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced that the Affordable Connectivity Program (ACP) is ending, and April 2024 will be the last fully funded month for your benefits...
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Categories:
peeves, 12th grade, america, anxiety, appreciation, break up,
Form:
Free verse
Pet Peeves and PassionsThe future unfolds and it gets a little more clearer
We fell out of place the moment the mirror reflected our face
Your advice is not needed, so let my heart jump and let its joyousness appear
We...
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Categories:
peeves, deep,
Form:
Free verse
Trumpasaurus Extinction Highly UnlikelyHuge life like mockup
rigged up to bark
dare buzzfeed outsize monstrosity
diet coke, McDonald's and meatloaf
pet banality, execrable, and misogynistic words
greets visitors at formerly named
Mosquito State Park forever known as
Donald Trump State Park.
Whom so e'er decreed...
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Categories:
peeves, allusion, anger, animal, anti bullying, betrayal, crush,
Form:
Rhyme
While Shuttered Up InsideWhile Shuttered Up Inside... ©ozy
Snug Air Conditioned Demesne...
Analogous to my boyhood
cosseted and bereft, I assay
to poetically elucidate how majority
of mine years found me
...
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Categories:
peeves, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, crush,
Form:
Carpe Diem
Measuring GodHow are you going to do it?
How do you weigh the Infinite?
How do you measure the Absolute?
How do you test the IQ of Omniscience?
Would you measure God for a suit?
Would you ask His age,or...
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Categories:
peeves, analogy, angst, appreciation, death, god, gospel, spiritual,
Form:
Free verse
The Adventures of Enea, Part 8 of 13The Conference at Mantua
Ah, what a scene of tranquil learnedness!
The scholars nurse their tomes like babes in arms:
white locks: heads cocked to savor the address
of Pius, in his charming Latin: balm
floats...
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Categories:
peeves,
Form:
Quatrain
Woodbury New Jersey Whetstone 2brings world word ii gunnery duty
as extremely frightful flashback
which utterly displeases this elderly mortal
and such behavior moi aback!
Born in this same house
...
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Categories:
peeves, 10th grade, 11th grade, 5th grade, 8th
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Yes, BossPlease don't ask me to mince my words
If you talk crap I'll call you all turds.
I'll say how it is, I'll make no bones,
I'm not a believer of glossed over tones.
You've been hired...
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Categories:
peeves, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Day of InfamyI can't imagine what goes through a girls mind,
As she lives grows and encounters the blues,
Looking for prince charming in the nick of time,
To carry her off on a journey that begins with two.
Most guys...
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Categories:
peeves, anniversary, devotion, faith, family, hope, husband, inspirational,
Form:
I do not know?
Pet - PeevesEverybody has them - whether they admit it or not.
Sometimes they're the same - as what others have got.
Whether it's a lack of communication - or not getting a word in edgewise.
Pretending to be someone...
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Categories:
peeves, anger, anxiety, appreciation, care, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme
TowingThe pet peeves of a female tow truck driver
Please don’t hit on me
I’m here to tow your car
Not to date you
Don’t pass me your phone number folded up in cash
I won’t call you
EVER
Being...
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Categories:
peeves, anger,
Form:
Free verse
Things That Irk MeHere's some things that really irk me
They must irk some of you guys too
Loaded baskets in those Express Lanes
My face turns a scarlet hue
Imagine the gall of some irksome drivers
Doing fifty in a fifty mile...
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Categories:
peeves, angst, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Exploring the Depth
Written: May 09, 2024
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Acquiring a partner soul entails a careful dive,...
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Categories:
peeves, analogy, friendship,
Form:
Rhyme
How Long Have I Been Doing ThisOne of my biggest pet peeves in the world
When I was in sixth grade was that Mrs. Tuttle
allowed Danny Kridelcome to shout out answers
But if I did it she chopped off my head with...
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Categories:
peeves, teacher,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Pet PeevesHow about when stores jack up their prices
Then reduce them and call it a sale
I've been on to these devious practices for years
Their attempt to bamboozle us has failed
Annoying commercials that treat us like morons
As...
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Categories:
peeves, psychological,
Form:
Rhyme
More Pet PeevesHow about when stores jack up their prices
Then reduce them and call it a sale
I've been on to these devious practices for years
Their attempt to bamboozle us has failed
Annoying commercials that treat us like morons
As...
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Categories:
peeves, angst, humorous, vacation,
Form:
Quatrain
Ode To Mighty OceanYou are an enchanting cynosure
Beyond my naked eyes could see;
An unbounded briny exposure
Where tiny drops assemble sea;
Unpretentious blustery waves
Evolve from phenomenal ripples;
Flowing endless murmur cripples
Heart deep embedded peeves.
Tuneless prayers by lonely seamen
Resonate in salty humid...
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Categories:
peeves, visionary,
Form:
Ode
I Just Can'T Win: My Petty PeevesI had just woken up feeling great
like I barely had gained any weight.
But not so says my scale!!
The despair I can't quell.
So I go pile more food on a plate.
Next, the car on a side...
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Categories:
peeves, funny,
Form:
Limerick
MisnomerKnow me?
Not even close ...
If I were to write about ANYone that I had "issues" with
It would be to them...
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Categories:
peeves, judgement, trust, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse
An Unwanted GuestAn Unwanted Guest
Morning, noon, and night you hang around,
at our house you can always be found.
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner you heartily partake
helping yourself to the choicest goodies we make.
On our recliner you relax...
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Categories:
peeves, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Pet PeevesHere's some of my favourite pet peeves
Construction, potholes, and speed bumps
A bald person with a bad fitting hair piece
Or soup with unidentified lumps
Public washrooms that stink to high heaven
Or when someone sneezes nine times
People that...
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Categories:
peeves, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Ancient Stories(Verse 1)
Gathered in an antique bowl
All the letters from their joyful life
Kneeling like prayer, she’ll stoke the fire
She’ll burn the words, they are for her alone
(Chorus)
Like unwritten pages..
Hopes, cries, dreams, sighs
Will flow out, debris after...
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Categories:
peeves, rain, time,
Form:
Lyric