Trumpasaurus Extinction Highly Unlikely

Huge life like mockup rigged up to bark dare buzzfeed outsize monstrosity diet coke, McDonald's and meatloaf pet banality, execrable, and misogynistic words greets visitors at formerly named Mosquito State Park forever known as Donald Trump State Park. Whom so e'er decreed demise of terrible lizard beasts aye moost upend long entrenched theory, and bid goodbye sans foursquare extinction reeks foul, cuz one pea brained reptilian o’er shadowed all as fiercest, he ranged free amidst cut throat rogues gallery thee unnamable overlooked sinister species sought supremacy (game piece gamut qua gnarly life size or miniature model available at sundry department stores wherever schlocky plastic model toys sold) popular trapping of childhood imagination – imbued via vainglorious ventriloquist inciting fiendish cry kiddy paraphernalia forever top selling plaything snapped off shelves leaving allocated space bone dry since time immemorial dinosaur makeshift gewgaws did cap cha ominous jaws, and populated fertile land of cave dwellers whereat swaddled kinder babes bellowed believable farcically feigned ferocious fabrications foraging bankrupt foretold foreclosure to espy real McCoy assembled from mud, rocks and sticks voicing noisome predators snatching innocent prey - ripping to tatters and shreds unlucky victim rarely escaping in fizz hicks of time witnessed first hand proof positive he came close (pinch thumb with index finger) telly tubby simian snack aye haint fool n witch cha, nar doth this medieval troubadour – spin a yarn approximating verity of nasty Hobbesian brute trumpeting fiercely bruited his bombastic buzz hard carrion feed small fry to Golgotha donning topface, could dice in a Flickr emulate, and twitter ring one excited live hotmail riding Pegasus, while those in his Isis Petsmart warpath on outlook to avoid get linkedin, imp (of the pervert) pale’n maws simultaneously masticating and able to shutterfly hither and yon, to and fro rousing seditious rogues gallery of reprobate ruthless minions - ruminants to become apprenticed fired up en masse thru the art of the deal vis a vis venal pet peeves (pygmy male hominids), who revered his racially stirred debacle while straddling as humongous towering hill, he pill or reed like lex lucifer usurpation, whence auld dish diehard don nah sore dominated as demented species, thus, he didst not perish from this earth boot yielded rubric of emperor by the peep hole, four the peep pull, of the peep pill.