Long Pain in the butt Poems

Im tired,
emotional,
so exausted.
I  need sleep.
Tears threaten
To spill from me
my eyes do droop
chest is heavy with 
a  hidden  locked
lead-lined heart
alone in  a  world
Tired of fighting so
What would happen 
If I gave...

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Sonny sat on the floor 
in a low lit corner of the bedroom
he hugged his trumpet
as a young man they had had great times   
he reminisced of his love for his horn 

He...

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Born in Madrid, in fifty nine,
A military Kid, 3rd of 7 in the assembly line;
They named me Michael, but I answer to Wedge,
A Master Sergeant’s son—not much here that's cutting edge.

I grew up a runner,...

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SATAN HAD A DAUGHTER 

Satan had a daughter, her name was Indiana
Came a time Satan could not understand her

What my young lass what does ails with thee
That none of your pains come in less of...

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As the Sheriff of Nottingham’s prisoner
Maid Marian had been locked in a tower
Robin and his loyal band of merry men
Were determined to quash the sheriff’s power

In Sherwood Forest Friar Tuck made a plan
Robin’s crew were...

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March has just begun, yet already I tread its muddy waters
I hope, before it ends, I'll feel some ease; that's all that matters
Sometimes, unexpectedly, stress in one day gets to be alarming!
At every turn, so...

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I grew a beard
while waiting for you
it looks more and more
like I'll never get through

My left ear was aching
I switched to my right
This perpetual holding
has no end in sight

I wish I'd have noticed
before such great...

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why put off til tomorrow what you can do today
that's something my mom use to always say 
i never gave it much consideration at the time 
 now i see pretty much what she had...

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Is the honeymoon over
I’ll tell you what gives me a hunch
When I leave for work in the morning
She hands me my luggage instead of my lunch
Is the honeymoon over
What’s happening doesn’t make sense
When I put...

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YOU WERE NOTHING SPECIAL

You were nothing special; just hot meat upon my plate
I used and abused you; before slicing you up, then ate

Coming around here, begging me to make you my wife
Once married; bad B***h,...

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Ahh what does that mean?
I heard that in my spirit
Oh yeah I'll let off steam
I'll let you know how I feel
And that is bull s
Haha yeah bull s
There is just no way I like you
Because...

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I love you just as much now,
As I did, the day that we got wed,
I'll love you just as much again,
When your teeth are by the bed.
I love you, because you're you,
I'll love you, when...

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The hater with the gun,
the loafing lover
with all my fun,
may be horrid,
too florid,

And may, like me,
merely want to be effective,
a dramatic part, affective
on and in this great staged show
we share
and sometimes care to listen
and too...

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Why would I want to be a flower
when I can smell as sweet?
Why would I want to be an ephemeral spectacle
when I can be an eternal bloom with love within?
Why would I want to wilt...

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My Eccentric Little Granny

Oh my greasy granny
With her little fanny
Boobs hung like boulders
That weigh down her shoulders

Her tummy wiggles like jelly
When she’s light and jolly
She dances a little wildly
With her music blasting loudly

Singing jazzy jingles
As...

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Oh my greasy granny
With her little fanny
Boobs hung like boulders
That weigh down her shoulders

Her tummy wiggles like jelly
When she’s light and jolly
She dances a little wildly
With her music blasting loudly

Singing jazzy jingles
As she passes and...

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