Vince Suzadail Jr. Poet Rhyme

Is the Honeymoon Over

Is the honeymoon over
I’ll tell you what gives me a hunch
When I leave for work in the morning
She hands me my luggage instead of my lunch
Is the honeymoon over
What’s happening doesn’t make sense
When I put my arms around her
It’s strictly in self defense
Is the honeymoon over
While my heart is put through the wringer
When I come home I get no smile
Instead I get the finger
Is the honeymoon over
I can’t understand what she feels
When I said that I might leave her
She started doing cartwheels
Is the honeymoon over
Will I find my life in a rut
She said she wasn’t losing her best friend
She was losing a pain in the butt
Now I know the honeymoon’s over
And staying together would be too hard
When I tried to cut the grass I found
She planted land mines in my back yard


 Just for fun
NO!! Don’t shoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brandy Megens May 25, 2009 at 4:33 PM you made me smile i almost wanted to come rescue you are you driving? great funny poem

Alley Poe May 6, 2009 at 5:21 PM At first I was sadden then you put a smile at the end of this! Great poem. -Alley

James Fraser April 27, 2009 at 10:59 AM Vince, this made me laugh, and laughter is good. Thank you for your kind words on for Farm Girl.

Diane Christian April 27, 2009 at 10:41 AM thanks for your kind comments on my poem your great love for me, i wrote it some time ago now so is a surprise it is featured. God bless you from diane

Carolyn Devonshire April 25, 2009 at 8:03 AM Oh, Vince, this one gave me a lot of laughs! Sometimes we just know when it is over, but watching your loved one do "cartwheels" when you said you might leave! This is one of the funniest poems I've read!!!

James Marshall Goff April 22, 2009 at 12:48 PM Vince, great write! great humor! great poet! Jim

L'Nass Shango April 22, 2009 at 9:10 AM The ending is funny ... the write a treasured display of talent. vince, you are great. I am humbled by your comments on my poems. Thanks, brother.

Lorraine Frazier April 21, 2009 at 11:44 AM thanks. i needed to read this light-hearted poem. it surely made me laugh. oh yeah.....the honeymoon is most likely over (smile)!!!!!!!!!

Charlene Bird April 21, 2009 at 10:37 AM there are some funny lines throughout this rhyme but, how often our worlds become mundane and predictable, actually very sad really. It was however, well penned. Thanks for commenting on Romantic Views, much appreciated. Stop by again.

James Peranteau April 21, 2009 at 10:29 AM Vince,..now that was funny,..pain love and lust sink for me in poetry TY james

Diane Christian April 21, 2009 at 8:49 AM aww this is a sad poem but how real this is for many, I could never be like that with my husband, been married a year and two days now and we have never crosssed words we both vowed we wont and never have, why ruin something beautiful which God gave us, we so happy this poem is very well written and my heart cries for all those in that situation where they get more warmth from the frezer. thanks for all your kind comments on my poetry God bless you from diane

Keith Bickerstaffe April 21, 2009 at 5:53 AM Extremely entertaining my friend, and funny as hell! '...my luggage instead of my lunch,' '...I get the finger!' SUPERB!!! Best wishes, Keith

Robin Maughan April 19, 2009 at 11:17 AM Too funny,,, Really enjoyed it and as a wife can very much relate!!! Love this!! Hugs, Robin

Wilfredo Derequito April 15, 2009 at 10:47 PM No, Vince, your honeymoon is definitely not over. It's just that in the eyes of the wife, you had lost your world-class sex appeal, that's all. Take my advice: shape up and trim down that bulging belly of yours, I guarantee she will be on her knees begging her man to give her another chance! LOL Fred

Sharon Winter April 15, 2009 at 2:50 PM Giggling out loud! Going to print this one out and share it for a good laugh! Hope that's ok. Seriously funny! Love, Shar

John Loving Iii April 15, 2009 at 2:25 PM great sence of humor we need it sometimes and your the best at it. John H Loving III

Sean Kelly April 15, 2009 at 12:47 PM Clever , witty piece , Vince ......

Christopher Higgins April 15, 2009 at 8:33 AM LOL...this is terrific..land mines in the back yard while you mow the lawn..a winner my friend...thanks for the laugh.

Ronald Bingham April 15, 2009 at 7:32 AM Thank you for this one, I could almost picture every scenario. You do know how to brighten ones day. Who said poetry couldn't be fun? I'll bet your marriage is rock solid cause you seem like a wonderful and jovial person. Blessings my friend, Ron

Carrie Richards April 15, 2009 at 7:11 AM Ya better hide this one from her....or you may see this funny tongue in cheek poem come to life!!!! Print it out, and bury it out in the backyard....but don't let her read!! ~