My Eccentric Little Granny

Oh my greasy granny With her little fanny Boobs hung like boulders That weigh down her shoulders Her tummy wiggles like jelly When she’s light and jolly She dances a little wildly With her music blasting loudly Singing jazzy jingles As she passes and she mingles Doing the bump and grind While wagging he behind Sleeping oh so soundly Snoring extremely loudly Refusing to come awake No matter how hard you shake I would not change her no matter what Even when she’s being a pain in the butt