My Eccentric Little Granny
Oh my greasy granny
With her little fanny
Boobs hung like boulders
That weigh down her shoulders
Her tummy wiggles like jelly
When she’s light and jolly
She dances a little wildly
With her music blasting loudly
Singing jazzy jingles
As she passes and she mingles
Doing the bump and grind
While wagging he behind
Sleeping oh so soundly
Snoring extremely loudly
Refusing to come awake
No matter how hard you shake
I would not change her no matter what
Even when she’s being a pain in the butt
Copyright © Anna Cowell | Year Posted 2005
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