Long Mortician Poems
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Raid Versus WoeRaid versus woe
Black flag(s) show up
on social media platforms
when potential homicidal maniac(s)
communicate(s) intent to strike
with ambush and ready
read - able, eager, and willing
to embark upon murderous rampage.
Prospective killer armed to the teeth
usually a young bucking...
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Categories:
mortician, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 1st
Form:
Rhyme
Monoku Monday - Apr 2021"Some Grave Humor for Monday Mourning" Posted 5 Apr 2021
take note: if you don't go to your friend's funerals they won't go to yours
some think our cemetery is...
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Categories:
mortician, grave, humor,
Form:
Monoku
Dr Harold F Shipman Psychopathic KillerPsychopath definition: A mentally ill or unstable person. A person who engages in antisocial behavior and exhibits a pervasive disregard for the rights, and feelings, and safety of others.
Serial killer: Performing a series of...
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Categories:
mortician, betrayal, death,
Form:
Narrative
Violent Deadly Crime Spree Shoots Upward OneGun owners indiscriminately brandish
loaded firearms toward innocent victims,
and concomitantly excite
purported in accordance
with first amendment, relish
yet proliferation allowing
free ranging banshee dervish
sans weapons of mass destruction
(mainly innocent lives)
inures citizens to appear off fish
U.S., and self-important
becoming comfortably numb
at...
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Categories:
mortician, anger, crazy, death, evil, goodbye, grave, hate,
Form:
Rhyme
Drummin' Up BusinessPinkerton's mortician is the richest man in town...despite the fact, the story goes, despite the day he'd came
Ridin' in from Badger Holler - dressed in filthy rags - lookin' for a meal without a penny...
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Categories:
mortician, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Part Ii-The Grave Digger Who Visited HeavenPaul had a near-death experience,
one of the most incredible ones...
he visited Heaven: the place of bliss!
And as he climbed the gold stairway,
he heard many familiar voices he had
known in the previous life...they happily
chanted glorifying God,...
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Categories:
mortician, death, dedication, faith, friendship, inspirational, love, peace,
Form:
Narrative
Bring Back the Horse and BuggyAutomobile prohibitive maintenance costs
pitches me pitifully begging for alms
lamenting dog forsaken
melon collie unpleasant circumstances
pleading with outstretched palms
disgraced to beg, perhaps donate
major organ and/or entire body
to ease vehicular qualms
aha... methinks the missus could pose
as ventriloquist after...
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Categories:
mortician, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, beauty,
Form:
Free verse
Gravedigger Cravings
With a 7-Eleven Big Cup eulogy slurp
And a McDonalds Big Mac pall bearer burp,
it’s Big Boy Slim Jim holiday mourning time
Take a family reunion picnic funeral ride
to a cemetery last supper barbeque burial ...
shovel down...
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Categories:
mortician, death, food, surreal, symbolism, word play,
Form:
Burlesque
Silence of the Lambs
Dueling Americans
love drawing blood from a distance
Crossing swords with their dogma guns ...
a test of mettle:
Who will bow first
to the pressure building in their lungs
Bipedal zip-lip back-to-back walkers,
bivalve mollusk closed-minded talkers
Fifty paces then turn......
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Categories:
mortician, political, society, truth, violence,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
First Comes RangerIn the late 1800’s working a trade well-meant
I was considered different to my sorrow and detriment
I thought about changing, to reinvent
But, as “Ranger” (that’s me) I was content
I was a mortician by trade (not held...
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Categories:
mortician, loss, love,
Form:
Rhyme
The Soothsayer Part 1At the beginning of my shift at Like Home Inclusive Care, I always check in on Miss Rosa first. I usually check her vitals and get her ready for her breakfast.
She was one of...
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Categories:
mortician, mystery,
Form:
Narrative
Mortician
Soo surprising
my god
Its never black and white
they are all frauds
the medium says you can tell me something
but what does the crystal ball really have to say?
a key to the fairytale and something you...
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Categories:
mortician, confusion, imagination, mystery, me, me,
Form:
Free verse
Class ReunionA football star with super speed,
Our prom king, Kyle, has gone to seed.
No longer likely to succeed,
He's out of work and hooked on weed.
Behind you's Jennifer, the one
Who led our cheers and planned our fun.
Most...
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Categories:
mortician, change, high school, humorous, nostalgia, remember, youth,
Form:
Quatrain
Ban Assault Weapons In 2017 - Part3exclamation, which does nothing to stem dead locked high tide
proliferation of high-powered assault bazookas
manned by berserk cruel death eaters,
...
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Categories:
mortician, absence, dark, faith, hate, mental illness, murder,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Our Own Virus TransactionEven with death
The Man’s gotta bargain a price
So I suppose that’s why that fat a** mortician
As a sales technique
Made my wife and I pick who gets to sit
From the one available chair
In his lavender lobby
For...
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Categories:
mortician, death, funeral, goodbye, grief, heartbreak, loss, mother,
Form:
Free verse
Shhhh...Blue Revolutionary
a mystery in the forums
and you have no clue
what has he done?
has he done to you?
just play along and realise its me
I'll pull it out of my pocket
wink at you right now
lead you...
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Categories:
mortician, angst, confusion, death, imagination, loss, lost love,
Form:
Free verse
A Bipolar Mania In RhymeI.
O Bacchanalia! O wild Mania,
...
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Categories:
mortician, god, happiness, joy, mental illness, muse, mythology,
Form:
Bio
The Coolest Thing Is Writing a Fairly Good Poem and Know Twelve People Wll Read MeMALICE IN BLUNDERLAND
New born babies are being brutalized by a bastion of bastards and b*****s
S**t I couldn’t do that if I were offered untold riches
All the money in the world couldn’t motivate me to commit...
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Categories:
mortician, angst
Form:
Free verse
Sodbuster, Part II...The days went by, and not that much changed,
Black Ken’s gang ruled with orders deranged,
bled people’s coin, every day the same,
and I could just stand by and look.
And when they seemed to grow bored with...
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Categories:
mortician, character, conflict, evil, history, men, silence, western,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
The Gravediggers - a SequelMr. Butcher, the undertaker, did a capital job of laying old Cheatum out,
Though he had to cram him in the casket since the senator was rather stout!
During the viewing, folks marveled at Mortician Butcher's cosmetic...
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Categories:
mortician, funny, words, old, prayer, old,
Form:
Rhyme
According To My Math Need a Nice Bathtalked a lot of trash
up and coming ogden nash
hit on Broadway big smash
read my book on math
know that I need a nice bath
to it found a path
rode in a cute coach
which is where she lost...
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Categories:
mortician, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Senryu
The Life of DeathTHE LIFE OF DEATH
B ...
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Categories:
mortician, appreciation, assonance, bereavement, caregiving, community, dedication,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Battle RapBattle Rap
...poet in da house...
Now have a listen, for I’ll be a kissing…I’m on a mission
And you’ll be a pissing your hemolysin…a smelly emission
My words glisten worth the admission…full of ammunition
You’re under submission a life...
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Categories:
mortician, fun, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
DeadI found him lying on his bed,
hair tousled and with a sweet smile.
I realized that he was dead.
I knew this was no show of guile.
A lifeless shell fueled with faith
betrayed a muted mask of wraith.
Though...
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Categories:
mortician, death, death of a friend, eulogy, friend,
Form:
Other
What be Ye, Preacher or MorticianWhat be Ye, Preacher or Mortician?
A mortician prepares and buries the remains.
The hole he or she digs is for a lifeless corps, free of soul.
And the eulogy is of poppies and the utterance of past...
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Categories:
mortician, allegory, allusion, america, analogy,
Form:
Free verse