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Wasted Space

Without a body, a mortuary is wasted space Empty as a tomb most days of the week, A pity when the homeless need a lovely place Living in a funeral home would be rather bleak. Empty as a tomb most days of the week Filled with nice appointments, spacious room Living in a funeral home would be rather bleak, For funeral homes smell of doom and gloom. Filled with nice appointments, spacious room Most ordinary folks don’t like to come around, For funeral homes smell of doom and gloom Although they’ve beautiful lawns I have found. Most ordinary folks don’t like to come around So, the mortician spends his time cutting grass, Although they’ve beautiful lawns I have found I think cutting grass in a suit and tie is crass. So the mortician spends his time cutting grass Awaiting a call to come and pick up a body I think cutting grass in a suit and tie is crass, But funeral directors never like to look shoddy. Awaiting a call to come and pick up a body A pity when the homeless need a lovely place, But funeral directors never like to look shoddy Without a body, a mortuary is wasted space. Written October 13, 2022

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Date: 10/14/2022 9:54:00 PM
I agree "I think cutting grass in a suit and tie is crass." - so glad you reiterated it.
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 10/15/2022 8:00:00 AM
I don't think I ever saw my Uncle Lotcha wearing anything else! He was very fastidious about how he dressed, and I suspect he was too cheap to hire someone to care for the lawn.
Date: 10/13/2022 5:56:00 PM
It sure is Milton. This one gave me a smile...
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 10/13/2022 7:58:00 PM
I'm glad you enjoyed it, Michael. Most of this is true, I think!

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