Long Merde Poems
Long Merde Poems. Below are the most popular long Merde by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Merde poems by poem length and keyword.
Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your FavoriteThe Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver a pizza instead
The Afghan Hound
The Afghan’s a dog groomer’s...
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Categories:
merde, animal, cat, cute, dog, fun, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Unquotable Quotes: Fat People - XxixUnquotable quotes: Fat People – XXIX
(I know this piece sounds mean and cruel but as every single parent must have experienced, this is also the expression of utter exasperation, and perhaps there’s also the slightest...
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Categories:
merde, abuse, chocolate, depression, health, humor, hyperbole, natural
Form:
Epigram
Translation of Eric Mottram's 1922 Section 1 In Earth Raids 1976 By T WignesanTranslation of Eric Mottram’s 1922 Section 1 by T. Wignesan
for David Attoe
Notre devise pourrait être: ‘que nous nous ne soyons pas envoûtés’
Wittgenstein in Zettel
laissez pendre la graisse sans cou
où la tête...
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Categories:
merde, america, culture, earth, word play, , literature,
Form:
Free verse
Shaggy Dog Limericks ViThe Rottweiler
I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler
Not unless I were prepped like a miler
Seems a little inbreeding
Done without heeding
Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler
The Saint Bernard
Though not in his nature to beg
He would flip for...
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Categories:
merde, animal, cute, dog, fun, funny, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
The Parable About Dao and the Enlightened I-Don'T-Care-ManOnce, a wise man, not enlightened and not an I-Don’t-Care-Man, came through the woods, thinking of the meaning of life. Suddenly, a Very-Scary-Black-Forest-Merde* appeared on the path.
- I'll eat you, wise man! – It said.
And...
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Categories:
merde, internet,
Form:
Narrative
An Introduction: An Introduction ContinuedNow that I have gotten that over with,
Being straightforward as a piss-ant on fire,
Telling you it just is what it is,
That behind all the frizz,
Is a beardless fake whose heraldic bearings
Are the arms of a...
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Categories:
merde, humor,
Form:
Free verse
If Ever I Had a Country : Lii and LiiiIF ever I had a country : LII - LIII
" How can the life of such a man
Be in the palm of some fool's hand?
To see him obviously framed
Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed...
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Categories:
merde, anti bullying, evil, freedom, leadership, people, truth,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Dancing To No Music
A mandate came out. Yes!
NO MORE MUSIC FROM ANY SOURCE..
(This would not surprise me, of course)
...
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Categories:
merde, america, poetry, poets,
Form:
Rhyme
Swiffa and DripENTROZ....PITTA PAW DITTY DEW
DON'T SAY WHAT YOU GONNA DEW
BENT- SEE WHAT
YOU DON'T KNOW
SIFFA DIF AND BANG AND FOLLOW
GRIMMA WOMAN GRIND AND GIFT
ENGAGEMENT RINGS
AND THE CHOCOLATE SH$T.
GIFFA GAM GRIND DE FELLO
BREAKFAST THYME TREAT TOMORROW
BESO HUI...
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Categories:
merde, celebrity, dance, music, song,
Form:
Acrostic
Laird Merdeor
The Living Death beneath Macbeth
"The top 1 percent of households globally own 43 percent of all personal
wealth, while the bottom 50 percent own only 1 percent."
...
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Categories:
merde, pain,
Form:
Sonnet
Bbc News Alert Bossy CowBBC News Alert
Somewhere in France
In the Countryside
A farmer has been arrested
For molesting an old cow
A drunken old hag was on all fours
Crawling around in his field
He, having had his wine and baguette
Thought he had forgotten...
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Categories:
merde, angel, anti bullying, crazy, farm, french, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Recipe: Poulet Roti - French Style Le Chant Royal Instalment 3RECIPE: “Poulet Roti” French Style – Le Chant Royal (Instalment 3)
(Note: Rhyme scheme of “Le Chant Royal” where capital “E“stands for refrain, thus – Stanza: ababccddedE, Envoi: ddedE)
STANZA II
Cut the hot-water supply, make...
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Categories:
merde, bullying, child abuse, father son, french, political,
Form:
Ballade
December In ParisDecember Paris
Winter Paris pavement cafés vacant chairs and poor sparrows look for
baguette crumbs. Artists had gone to their loft conversions, in bed with
their models and plates of goose liver pate, waiting...
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Categories:
merde, satire, paris, poetry,
Form:
Blank verse
Singing With ScouseWandering down a country lane
Hearing singing on the breeze
But it seemed to be coming
From the region of my knees.
Scouse was sitting in a dyke
Singing with heart and soul
Waiting for the time when
His body...
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Categories:
merde, friend, friendship, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
The Evils of Crt
They sat home ordering luscious pizza.
Some just drank cold beer or snorted pot.
Nothing was “ really” going to happen!
As they rode unicorns, this lost, hapless lot.
Stoned efficaciously, by the likes of CNN.
America haters, all, each...
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Categories:
merde, america,
Form:
Verse
HungerHe yelled he was hungry
As he crashed through the door
Stood there yelling and swaying
On the billet room floor
He demanded satisfaction
But as no one wanted to fight
He crashed back through the door
And out into the night
He’d...
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Categories:
merde, drink, humor, memory, military,
Form:
Rhyme
Fear Belongs In the TrashFear Belongs in the Trash
I no longer drive, I may have an accident.
Nor do I walk, after all, I might fall down.
I am brainwashed to believe, only the garbage
news falling out of my TV??
I...
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Categories:
merde, character, courage, culture, faith,
Form:
Verse
On Becoming FrenchTo be French means I’ll need to stop a few things,
Whilst other small details I’ll seize.
I'll need to start smoking a lot, and
Start eating a whole lotta cheese.
But I wont wear berets with striped...
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Categories:
merde, freedom, french, love, passion,
Form:
Quatrain