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Bbc News Alert Bossy Cow

BBC News Alert


Somewhere in France
In the Countryside
A farmer has been arrested
For molesting an old cow
A drunken old hag was on all fours
Crawling around in his field
He, having had his wine and baguette
Thought he had forgotten one cow
Off he went to fondle and milk her ****
Turned out they were as dry as prunes
The cow in English barked; get your hands off of me
To which the pour farmer replied in absolute shock
Merde! Why you cow who barks, you speak English!
How can this be?
She replied I am not a cow you blind old farmer
I am a mooing poet of sorts
I dropped my dictionary in some cow dun here
Can’t seem to tell the difference between the two
I understand replied the farmer
Like me looking at you and a cow
Was very confusing indeed
Well I shall take me leave you old blind fart
The farmer snorted
Let me cut the fence open for you
She crawled back onto the road
Whereby the farmer was arrested
(Alsace has left wing laws it seems)
For letting his cow wander
Upon the intellectual property
Of France

Copyright © Arthur Vaso | Year Posted 2015

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Rob Carmack Date: 1/1/2016 12:03:00 PM Very clever and carefully constructed, with just enough information. I can't wait to see who is next, thought I knew, but time is passing. Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 12/22/2015 11:18:00 PM Hahaha..... ! I think I'm gonna be laughing in my sleep. A 11 sir no doubt about it.. Hugs Eve Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 12/23/2015 7:42:00 PM I am so happy I could make you smile! Hugs!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/22/2015 6:46:00 PM hey, the cow picture is gone. WTF? heehee Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 12/22/2015 11:47:00 PM Gone? No sadly the old cow is still there! LOL

Casarah Nance Date: 12/21/2015 4:40:00 PM You are a strange one Arthur and this write proves it. I think I like your dark crypt sense of humor a bit better. shake that muse and spill your poetic ink. hugs Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 12/23/2015 7:42:00 PM Thanks Cas, I just hope I dont spill my ink in me drink!!

Constance La France Date: 12/20/2015 4:23:00 PM Arthur, well done, that was fun reading, odd I think I have heard of that French mooing poet cow, I love it 7 Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 12/23/2015 7:38:00 PM Thank you :)

CayCay Jennings Date: 12/20/2015 11:19:00 AM I hope you find joy knowing that at any moment someone in the world may be laughing because you provided entertaining humor. Witty and SillyAdult-clever. Arthur -- YOU MUST STOP this never ... CayCay Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 12/22/2015 11:56:00 PM Oh well CayCay I have a few more up me sleeve!!!! :) Hugs

Len Gasun Date: 12/20/2015 8:24:00 AM A very entertaining poem my dear friend, Art. I enjoyed so much the story! You made me smile from beginning to end:)). Btw, the picture above kept me wondering if it's real:))) Thank you so much for sharing! May I also have this chance to thank you so much for gracing my poem with your encouraging words and rating. More blessings and have a Very Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones! Christmas Wishes and hugs from me, Leonora Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 12/22/2015 11:55:00 PM The Devil is always real!!!!! Thanks, if I made people smile then I did my job!!!

Tim Smith Date: 12/20/2015 7:32:00 AM Funny man Arturo Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 12/22/2015 11:54:00 PM Thanks Tim, is a Canadian thing! Please do not tell Jan but we are even funnier than the Brits!!!! :) shhhhhhhh

Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2015 6:59:00 AM Oh what a hilarious topical poem lol I was reading on the Telegraph website about Marine Le Pen's plans to change the name to 'front national' in an effort to get rid of the 'demonised' image - gosh your pic is so so clever lol How bizarre she chooses that name -do you remember all this issues in the UK with the 'National Front'. You write on topics others ignore kudos to you:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 12/22/2015 11:53:00 PM Who is Marine Le Pen? Lmao

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/20/2015 12:51:00 AM oh you are a HOOT, ARthur, and where did you get the amazing picture of the cow? hahaha. Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 12/22/2015 11:52:00 PM Oh I have so many, got a few funny satirical ones to post!!!! Merry Christmas!!! :)

Charmaine Chircop Date: 12/20/2015 12:09:00 AM I be careful where I put my feet next time Im in England, Im scared to end upon the intellectual property of France, the Farmer might still be wandering about : ) : ). Smiles. mooo Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 12/22/2015 11:51:00 PM LOL Charmaine! If you ask me they should send the cow back to England!

Aurore Severo Date: 12/20/2015 12:01:00 AM Not sure I get the politics but the poem is funny and the photo, peace and love xoxoxo Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 12/20/2015 1:32:00 AM Funny is always good!!