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I Wait With Bated Breath For C Cure T Clarence
I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence

The following crafted 
approximately midway 
into the administration 
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping finds
him squarely poised to
nab the nomination as
Republican front runner
come the...

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Categories: lambasting, america, anxiety, appreciation, character, confidence, fate, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Letter To Eden
My deplorable emotional collapse. 

Lucky for me, she happened to be in her many hour siestas!

My dear sister amelie came over (previously arranged to pick up some rocks that z mama rolled in a pile)...

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Categories: lambasting, angel, beautiful, caregiving, child, dad, daughter, father,
Form: Narrative
Harriet Harris Circa November 13th, 1935 - May 4th, 2005
Harriet Harris circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005

untimely death sentence ordained 
approximately six months prior 
to mother dearest celebrating 
her seventieth birthday,
though the last three years of her life
impacted courtesy hysterectomy
to remove...

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Categories: lambasting, absence, age, anniversary, birthday, death, family, mother,
Form: Rhyme
Harriet Harris nee Kuritsky circa November 13th
Harriet Harris née Kuritsky circa November 13th, 
1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005
(untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935)

I trot out a poem acknowledging birthday
of dear ole mom, who succumbed, 
lost lease on life
nearly...

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Categories: lambasting, absence, age, america, anniversary, appreciation, bereavement, birthday,
Form: Rhyme
If I Died Today March 2nd, 2020
If I died today March 2nd, 2020...?

No matter unfulfilled dreams never came true,
nevertheless yours truly doth gladly bid adieu,
where repurposed afterlife (mine) atomic brew
reconfigured, reconstituted, and reconsolidated
out maws of madness, no matter any blues clue
(yea...

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Categories: lambasting, 10th grade, 12th grade, age, angel, bullying,
Form: Epitaph



Harriet Harris Circa November 13th 1935 May 4th 2005
Harriet Harris circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005
(untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935)

Test teasing prophylactics embarrassing
purchase never made at local drugstore
unsurprisingly, obviously, invariably...
birth control taboo subject, best to ignore
subsequently intercourse...

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Categories: lambasting, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form: Elegy
Beneficence Courtesy Nonagenarian Widower Papa
Vitriolic scathing psychological malevolent jujitsu
cruelly, fiendishly, incriminating
lambasting opprobrium rue
teenly dished out to yours truly

mechanically engineered hatred to stew
when passive aggression fostered corked,
where self destruction grew
tens of decades ago, when this then
much younger match chew

Scott doubted,...

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Categories: lambasting, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Donald Trump Must Be Permanently Barred and Furloughed Like Yesterday
DONALD TRUMP – RE: DUCKS -- 

this portion dashed off (while dry ving an open white hearse slay 

so many months back before sale him slotted the most coveted 

Casino biggest win - before the...

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Categories: lambasting, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, america, anger,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Youtube Deep Sleep Meditation Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njHvGxZgTPk

Relaxing Music for Deep Sleep. Delta Waves.
Calm Background for Sleeping, Meditation, and Yoga.

Amidst human tempest
malevolent fiery brew
whereby renegades who 
kickstarted effective coup
I laid down with
eyes wide shut yours truly drew

listening to above
world wide web hyperlink
silently...

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Categories: lambasting, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, boat,
Form: Rhyme
Ignominious Cult Leader Best Kept Locked Up
Our unhinged president,
(a veritable loathsome miscreant)
cannot get away with murder,
nor will mine paltry poetic
(side winding) gambit
help clinch deserved punishment
for leader of free world hell bent
on destroying civilization.

Nevertheless cathartic and therapeutic
to craft (ala literary blitzkrieg)
sentiments lambasting...

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Categories: lambasting, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, conflict, evil,
Form: Free verse
Predilections of the Phallic Beast
Adulterous besieging capstone damnation
exploitation foists groping, heaving
insidiously jerking
knowingly lunges
machinations notoriously nymphomaniacal 
officiating penile quests
rapaciously, sadistically 
tenaciously, unstoppably 
vasocongested wickedness 
Xerses yawped zeolously.
*************************** 
All throughout history of  man/woman kind
ascendent civilizations extensively gouged, 
impailed, kindled, murderous...

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Categories: lambasting, abuse, age, anger, discrimination, horror, lust, prayer,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Now Donald Trump Must Be Permanently Barred and Furloughed From Hoar Re: Whitehouse - Part Ii
DONALD TRUMP – RE: DUCKS --
this portion dashed off
(while dry ving an open white hearse slay
so many months back before
slated him slotted the most coveted
Casino biggest win - before the political imbroglio
much more upsetting than...

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Categories: lambasting, abuse, america, anger, anxiety, betrayal, cancer, conflict,
Form: Narrative
Donald Trump Re Ducks I Goose
Axe the old Don, a trump peter n piper
   of incredulous hellish crud - be gone
ha air brushed pompous arse
   Sunkist in Macy's window 

   then like a jackal...

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Categories: lambasting, 12th grade, abuse, anger, character, grief, mental
Form: Imagism
Rigorous Sphincter Ani Externus Muscle Workout
Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout

Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins
courtesy healthy helping of prunes
linkedin to derrière issuing
melodious flatulence classical tunes,
yours truly renown buttuck blaster,
possesses wide ranging repertoire
ofttimes employed
as poignant powerful score
within battlefield documentaries
trademark trumpeting...

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Categories: lambasting, 12th grade, absence, appreciation, august, father, hilarious,
Form: Free verse
The Landlady Turned Rogue
back a small number of years thee diva of this domicile
exhibited an aura, charisma, enigma…devoid of any guile
boot of late turned a cold shoulder to me and I’ll
avoid denigrating, haranguing, and lambasting said dell lisle
la,...

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Categories: lambasting, abuse, angst, conflict, emotions, home, journey, strength,
Form: Rhyme
This Ghoul Dolled Up
Whether the weather 
necessitates to anchor 
     myself as a tether
when the frankenstorm 
     socks the east coast 
     shredding terrestrial 
 ...

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Categories: lambasting, autumn, boy, dark, holiday, howl, memory, school,
Form: Free verse
Pacific Papa Pedals Perspicacious Persiflage Panacea
the following sloop of words rowed and towed together as they 
came into my periscoptic poop deck with slight emendation 
from thee oar ridge in hull.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
along the atlantic, bruitted by cavalier indiscriminate jerry rigged 
salient...

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Categories: lambasting, addiction, allusion, america, angst, anxiety, confusion, crazy,
Form: Alliteration
A Walk In the Rhyme Numbs
A Walk With The Rhyme Numb


Smiles and flowers
All gush and out flow of love
So much praise to sweetly drop
In curly Q’s 
With tender precious little tinker bells
Smiles

And so much color to profess
And so much better...

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Categories: lambasting, caregiving, friendshipcandy,
Form: Free verse
Hurricane Harvey Landfall August 27th 2017
This long time doodling Yankee 
(who calls Southeastern Montgomery, Pennsylvania LV
plus III four seasons visited 
   upon swath of topography to see
and hear flora and fauna over run 
   via industrialization...

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Categories: lambasting, america, courage, environment, loss, lost, planet, weather,
Form: Imagism
Non Human Sensate Beings Linkedin Sans Omnipotent Bonds
Non Human Sensate Beings Linkedin, Sans Omnipotent Bonds

Extant latent forcefields transcend
across avast panoply multitudinous biosphere
scads of diverse living entities
innately born with
inherent capacity to care
embedded within cellular

pith and marrow,
sans plethora of unlike those
pesky conniving Facebook organisms,
the...

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Categories: lambasting, abuse, america, angst, anti bullying, cry, evil,
Form: Political Verse
The President Appears Mad As a Hatter
this Democratic Party affiliated member i.e.
   considered (with an eye blink)
   positing the following blurb
   for a very short while

asper the "FAKE" trumpeting
   oaf fish shill offal
...

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Categories: lambasting, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, america,
Form: Free verse
C Cure T Clarence Axe 1
C. Cure T. Clarence

Been making, (sans
     daily) regular appearance
in the news oval
     hate gambling arrogance
vis a vis spewing,
     shouting, and scathing rabidly
 ...

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Categories: lambasting, 11th grade, 9th grade, abuse, anger, future,
Form: Free verse
The Brass Ring, Part I
You hear it on the TV these days,
and sadly in the classroom,
fools running down America,
proclaiming that we deserve doom.
Ignoring that all their rantings
in other lands would get them shot,
so determined to play victim
they’re all forgotten...

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Categories: lambasting, america, appreciation, how i feel, meaningful, patriotic,
Form: Rhyme
She Did the Very Same
She Did the Very Same



Sometimes the meaning we often may miss

Like the sweetness in one small, simple kiss

Full of feeling wanting you to always please

While years of your life continue to increase.



What was meaning behind...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: lambasting, allegory, appreciation,
Form: Couplet
Forever High and Low
I often ask myself what I'm wondering
What's the riddle that has me stumped?
How much longer will I feel this way?
Why am I forever riding swells?

Endlessly lost on a familiar path
The same brown bricks I've worn...

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© Derek Chos  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: lambasting, introspection, memory,
Form: Prose

Book: Reflection on the Important Things