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Rigorous Sphincter Ani Externus Muscle Workout

Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins courtesy healthy helping of prunes linkedin to derrière issuing melodious flatulence classical tunes, yours truly renown buttuck blaster, possesses wide ranging repertoire ofttimes employed as poignant powerful score within battlefield documentaries trademark trumpeting tush indistinguishable from authentic soundcloud moaning mortal wounds. Far and wide taketh me courtesy self propulsion vis a vis whoosh, where roaring madding crowds come together at behest of agent provocateur transmits electronic signals instantaneously triggering flash mob rearing to experience mine unusual claim gifted with musical tush Sphincter ani externus (External sphincter ani) a wasteland Tom Sawyer doth rush away from finishing his hucksterism to escape (wool ewe believe) sheep push lambasting of rambunctious herd echoing within Hindu Kush, an 800-kilometre-long mountain range in Central and South Asia to the west of the Himalayas. Please pardon cheekiness (mine), but proctologists (Colorectal surgeons” the more up-to-date term for same) quite earnestly astounded, befuddled, enlightened, flummoxed, intrigued, et cetera abbreviated etc, a Latin term which is used in the places where we want to say "and other things" or "and so on" ahem so over the moon whenever I let (powder milk) biscuits fly i.e. id est which means “in other words.” Scientists scrutinizing plumes of rarified gaseous spewed out me bum discovered thermal columns of hot air forced thru flat **** plane of muscular fibers, elliptical in shape and intimately adherent to the integument surrounding the margin of the anus on average measuring about eight to ten centimeters can rise as high as a mile, which rising air strong enough to lift all kinds of things like dust, water vapor, and broad-winged hawks. Thermals frequently form when I scale mountainous peaks and expel prodigious invisible flatulence hashtagged as silent but deadly because the sun heats mountainsides unevenly! Thanks to you know who one can often see cumulus clouds above thermals.

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