Long Jigger Poems
Long Jigger Poems. Below are the most popular long Jigger by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Jigger poems by poem length and keyword.
List of limericks and other funny tricks
A young woman from Glascow named Myrtle
was as strong as the shell of a turtle.
Once, when an intruder snuck in,
she bare knuckled his glassy chin,
then floored him with her iron girdle.
I asked this...
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Categories:
jigger, crazy, funny, giggle, howl, humor, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Why Dot Won'T Leave the FarmDot Blogs she was a buxom lass and hefty heifer too
who married Bobby Eugene Blows when she was twenty- two.
They lived upon a dairy farm alongside Boggy Creek
and milked a hundred fresian cows …...
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Categories:
jigger, humorous, night, old, life, night, old, wine,
Form:
Rhyme
The Drunken PenThe drunken pen dips and swerves around curves on paper. Paper for the purpose of writing things—thoughts a pen brings. My cursive swings, wild and loopy. Oops! Too loopy. Took that curve too fast, ran...
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Categories:
jigger, allegory,
Form:
Free verse
Rebellion At the CauseRebellion at The Cause
I’m running on a heat wave
Dancing with angels on a pin head
Slapped on a pallet
Of curious colours
Uses me in mad artistic brush strokes
Tripping on a ballet
Like a fire crackers splash
Shimmying on dangerous...
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Categories:
jigger, funnyme,
Form:
Free verse
Dusky AutumnOn the offshore of Atlantic ocean, - On the offshore of Atlantic ocean,
Walking on the bridge of hurricane,Intensifying force of wind hit my soul.
Empty streets with no one around,Paving away the roads of silly love.
Turning...
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Categories:
jigger, autumn, beautiful, desire, fantasy, first love, i
Form:
Classicism
Free Cee the Midnight Moon Midst Memories of Miseryin the small moments of a sleepless night
not even midnight seems contrite
the clock's contrition for me is denied
when a new day is birthed yet sleep is defied
the clock speaks too loudly for sleep to...
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Categories:
jigger, angst, me, me, moon, sleep,
Form:
Quatrain
Military ManeuversWhat turned my head to think I had a thread,
Folk thought I was lazy so I did something crazy.
Adventure was there, but afraid there'd be scare,
So what the hell I figure,
Nothing achieved til you pull...
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Categories:
jigger, fun, military,
Form:
Rhyme
After a Day of Shopping For (But Not Finding) a Red DressI wanted to offer you a drink
refreshment after a day of grinding labor
respite from the heat
so I peeled and chopped some fresh words
squeezed a cup of tangy words
an eggshell full of frothy words
a sugar cube...
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Categories:
jigger, caregiving, food, on writing and words, me,
Form:
Free verse
In Our Temperate Dimensionin our temperate dimension
brimfull of flesh humour
life's grand arena
we're all made
champions of Nod
with laurel wreaths of
hot wire and gristle,
with gilded medallions hung
on faded ribbon,
bent when bitten,
signifying nothing,
echoing hollow cries
of fickle crowds that don't give a...
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Categories:
jigger, life,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Dining With DysfunctionMother asked her big brother to pass the sugar;
big brother ruined it by splashing on liquor;
father rued spilt liquor by throwing his jigger
that hit sister who lit an elbow hard slammer
straight into the hand of...
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Categories:
jigger, cat, conflict, dog, funny, hilarious, life, murder,
Form:
Rhyme
Everything's Big In TexasEverything's Big In Texas
I'd like to saddle up my horse...
Lope on down to Texas.
Pack my Peacemaker, (Colt of course)...
Oh! My solar plexus!
I'm told that everything down there
Is ALL, so much bigger...
Buildings, barns, boots, buckles,...
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Categories:
jigger, adventure, allusion,
Form:
Quatrain
A Girl I WantI love a girl in distress,
cos i want her my mistress,
never worry i bring no stress,
make sure we are on the press.
I need a girl in my house,
buy jewels more than an ounce,
for tonight i...
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Categories:
jigger, fantasy, girl, girl, girl, love,
Form:
Free verse
Cleopatra, The-Deo-SwaggerCleopatra, The-Deo-Swagger
I swagger on up, up onto the top,
yet it wasn't my style, being Queen of the Nile,
they saw me a leader, who filled up their jigger,
for the praises they sound, I need to keep...
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Categories:
jigger, allegory, analogy, image, love, political, power, woman,
Form:
Verse
An Engaging Libationliquor
crushed ice
an effervescent tonic
an engaging libation
a crystal glass an empty mass
a looking glass an engaging lass
a reflection fills the flask
an hourglass figure smooth as glass
a view deep
a deep view
a hot and hard jigger
an episodic...
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Categories:
jigger, uplifting,
Form:
Rhyme