Dining With Dysfunction

Mother asked her big brother to pass the sugar;

big brother ruined it by splashing on liquor;

father rued spilt liquor by throwing his jigger

that hit sister who lit an elbow hard slammer

straight into the hand of their rare guest and butcher;

butcher stood to secure a full-face slap on her;

slap missed, striking their napping, fat cat to a blurred

flying fur on shriek tour that dog crashed with claws bore;

clawed dog wailed and bailed, dragging tail out wee dog 

door where he ran to distance pain until a looper

stopped his scooter – close by was one giant cougar;

too pooped to care, tired dog flopped right then and 

right there; dog closed eyes, cougar cleared throat, then 

croaked, ‘Hey, Lassie, are you insanely blind to cougar 

claw lugers?’; dog moaned, ‘A quick cougar corker beats 

home murder.’
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Mcconnell Avatar
October 4, 2021 at 2:13 PM
Good pen CayCay with nice rhyme and flow, so good to see you back with us again, trust you're doing well. Blessings,Gordon
Allison Avatar
October 1, 2021 at 4:38 PM
so good to see you back with this witty piece CayCay, hope you, Tim Kyle and Billy are all ok:-) hugs Jan xx
Proxenos Avatar
September 30, 2021 at 10:29 AM
This deserves a top win - silly hat on or maybe not, it is hysterical, I wonder how many of us could write similar poems about family dynamics - reminds me somewhat of "My family and other animals" - a story of Durell's unconventional family happenings and comings and goings. Bravo and good luck my dear friend CayCay. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Goldsmith Avatar
September 27, 2021 at 2:05 PM
I love your funny "Dining with Dysfunction" write. You have a wonderful way with your words. Have a blessed day writing away................
Dietrich Avatar
September 26, 2021 at 10:56 AM
hahaha, that last line says it all, Caycay. your humor shines here. I wish Chantelle did contests with more than ten winners so many people's humor could be shown at winner time!! Hope yours is one of them.
Wolf Avatar
September 25, 2021 at 8:05 PM
Too funny, CayCay! -- Slapstick with a message inside. Great one! Cheers, Gershon
Laurie Avatar
September 25, 2021 at 6:58 PM
Hello CayCay ... a lot of life's truth in your poem. One little incident turns into a complete disaster, as happens in reality - thank you CayCay for the chuckle - Lindsay
Mcintosh Avatar
September 25, 2021 at 8:23 AM
Cute one :) God bless you. Love, Gina
Lamoureux Avatar
September 25, 2021 at 7:06 AM
Oh my, that’s quite the Dysfunctional Dinner. This made me chuckle. Hugs Rick.
Y. Avatar
September 24, 2021 at 7:09 PM
Lol! CayCay, This is hilarious. I found it very entertaining. You held my attention from start to finish. Best wishes in the in the contest. Have a wonderful evening and weekend.PS, I missed you:-) Alexis
Liguori Avatar
September 24, 2021 at 5:58 PM
Insanely hilarious!
Buehler Avatar
September 24, 2021 at 5:37 PM
I enjoyed this amusing, captivating, fascinating tale very much, CayCay. Best of wishes for the contest. Evelyn :D
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