Everything's Big In Texas

Everything's Big In Texas

I'd like to saddle up my horse...
Lope on down to Texas. 
Pack my Peacemaker, (Colt of course)...
Oh! My solar plexus!

I'm told that everything down there
Is ALL, so much bigger...
Buildings, barns, boots, buckles, the Air...
And their whiskey jigger!

I flew to Fort Worth/Dallas once
Walked on 'the grassy knoll'...
Saw oil rigs making quite a bunce...
And armadillos roll!

Grasshoppers grow big down there,too. 
Yup! I'm here to tell ya. 
They're as big as a kangaroo...
Just like in Australia. 

My trusty stud is all tacked up. 
My mare's packed with extras. 
With sunshine and a little luck
I'll see what's big in Texas!

3.8.2017©deborah burch 


Dedicated to all my friends, and family,  
in Texas

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017



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Date: 11/21/2017 2:27:00 PM
Love this poem, Deb! Yes, we Texans are a proud bunch and we do like to think everything is bigger and better in Texas...and for good reason ;) John
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Deborah Burch
Date: 11/21/2017 5:23:00 PM
Lol!! Yeah... I've heard rumors!!! Glad you got a giggle!! Big hugs!!deb
Date: 3/11/2017 1:52:00 PM
Everything is bigger in Texas, I can vouch. Dallas, though, is far inferior to Houston. Fantastic poem, well penned!
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Deborah Burch
Date: 3/11/2017 3:24:00 PM
Bahahaha!!! Well now I know! ;) thank you Phillip. Next time I'll mosey over to Huston! Big Hugggs
Date: 3/11/2017 3:01:00 AM
Thank you for a lovely, humorous and entertaining poem, Deborah:) I believe there are several jokes going around related to this subject! Hugs // paul
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Deborah Burch
Date: 3/11/2017 3:23:00 PM
(*blush*) lol. So I've heard... but modestly kept me away leaving mere allusions to such suggestions. ;)
Date: 3/10/2017 8:46:00 PM
this is whimsical and funny sweet all rolled up together. SO fine, Deborah. Love to see your different poems!!
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Deborah Burch
Date: 3/11/2017 3:20:00 PM
Andy you're so kind to me! :) love ya girl! Big Hugggs
Date: 3/10/2017 6:22:00 PM
I'm a native Texan and your poem touches my heart! Those are bluebonnets on my avatar.
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Deborah Burch
Date: 3/11/2017 3:19:00 PM
Thank you Sunlite!! Big Hugggs!!:)
Date: 3/9/2017 9:59:00 AM
I can see it now. I live in Alberta, the Canadian version of Texas, a large ranching area like Texas, but much colder.
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Deborah Burch
Date: 3/9/2017 10:21:00 AM
I imagined it might be :) Thank you David and thanks so much for the comments. Big Hugggs
Date: 3/9/2017 7:32:00 AM
Howdy up there, where ever you are, y'all come on down, it's a beautiful state, we've got plenty of room to stretch your legs after that long ride. :) Nicely done Deb
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Deborah Burch
Date: 3/9/2017 10:18:00 AM
Lol. Thanks Chris :) your comments always cheer me. Big Hugggs.
Date: 3/8/2017 11:01:00 PM
haha loved this, I had a BF from Texas, he was the exception to the rule I guess!
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Date: 3/9/2017 12:51:00 AM
Lol! Now that's funny ;) there's always exceptions. Thank you for your kind comments! Big Hugggs.
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