Long Hundred dollar bill Poems

Where do we come in
					in medias res  not knowing nor caring when
doesn’t everybody pine being number one we leave behind our lives in pages  pictures  or else make for images of what...

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“Good morning, folks,” the guy began…“my name’s Henry Hustle.  Got yourselves a real nice car there. Love them fancy wheels! 
Today I’m gonna prove to you why so darn many people come to us...

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There IS a Subtle Difference!



A friend of mine, of mixed descent - Nadia Bugerelli - called me on the phone last night and told me right straight out
That Juan Kazenski planned to beat me up...

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Christmas Morn, That Midnight Was Born

That Christmas morn, sun was still hiding so low
 yet Queenie had just put on a beautiful show.
For little puppies we kids had all quietly prayed
And mother dog had given,...

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It's a guy who grew up with good morals
People with the purest of souls
Raised to excel and exceed
Born to treat
Attentive and sensitive

They spent minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years
Time without boundaries
Listening to the problems and...

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When in Spring with leaves turned to green
Eyes, hands & face
There lived one man with a thirst
To live in the moment between space & time
Selling his pots and pans to get by
Although the years would...

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Don't let yourself be fooled Mexico is not a poor country
Not just tortilla and bean, or a old Mexican man on a burro
But very rich nation, gold, silver, copper and oil galore
And the poor people...

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Jefferson Randolph 'Soapy' Smith was the wiliest scoundrel in the west!
He was invited to leave numerous towns since he wasn't a welcome guest!
He swindled gullible dudes throughout the west endin' up in Colorado,
Where he earned...

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A crush I think not.
Lust me all you want.

One Sunday morning, I got a phone call.
the Kidster parent were going out as I recall.
A babysitter was in need . 
I said no, but they started...

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As the years go quickly by, 
   I wonder what and even why?
What’s the point to all of this?
    Age is not always a happiness.
It brings along a lot of...

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My old hound dog just caught the scent,
   Of that runaway convict and which way he went.
Down by the railroad tracks looks like he started to run.
   He must of caught...

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Women who drink and sex 

It was in Livorno and it was a cold January night when I met her
in a bar- where else does one meet women, in the salvation army?
What she was doing...

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Ur car should be burning it
It's Top of the line when referring to my whisk(e)y
Regular, average, standard means the opposite
It's like a hundred dollar bill not a fifty
An A+ on the Final Test
Writing for the...

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She stood in line holding a loaf of bread,
so I motion for her to go ahead.
Thanking me, she started counting her change
and I must admit she looked somewhat strange.

She had a hand full of pennies...

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If Washington came back to life
I wonder how he’d feel
To be pictured on a quarter
And a dollar bill – surreal!

Abe Lincoln, too, would bust a gut
If he became alive,
To see his visage plastered
On a penny...

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Your great collection of vinyl.
It is your own attire.
Room's painted with acryl.
It is my suppressed ire.

Your gave me yet another drill
By the electric fire.
In hopes to develop a skill
Of plausible liar.

Your dear place has far...

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Paying With a Million Dollar Bill

By Elton Camp

(This is absolutely a true story.  Google it and see if you think not.)

In North Carolina, a man went to Wal-Mart for a deal
To make payment, he...

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He walk like a monument with dark brown sugar sprinkled on him
 From the cradle of his knowledge to the footprints he leaves in the sand
He got that bittersweet innocent grin yet
 That smile is...

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The Highest Denomination U.S. Bill Ever Printed

By Elton Camp

If on Jeopardy! this question should arise,
The correct answer might be quite a surprise
“What’s a hundred dollar bill? will be wrong
To a larger bill that distinction does...

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Danny was a smart fellow,
he always seemed mellow...
some thought he was gay
and became an easy prey.   

Danny spoke with an accent
very distinctive to an extent;
even the wealthy derided him,
and one of them was...

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(This is a fictional poem)

I walked outside on Christmas morning and found a hundred dollar bill.
I later learned that the money I found was supposed to go to orphans and I felt ill.
When I found...

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Many people have seen him 
But no one knows his name 
That easy-walking white haired man 
Whose made his claim to fame 

One day in a casino 
He wagered up a bet 
And put a...

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You were much more than a man with a kite and a key.
By being a founding father of a new country,
your signature can be seen on some great documents.
Helping with the Declaration of independence,
in our...

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It's hotter than hell; A-C has a glitch.
Rolled up shirt sleeves, jacket left on a pew, 
He preached fast; choir robes beginning to smell. 
Sweaty congregation leaves; sermon's done.
He couldn't tell, did God show up...

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