The Faces of Money

If Washington came back to life
I wonder how he’d feel
To be pictured on a quarter
And a dollar bill – surreal!

Abe Lincoln, too, would bust a gut
If he became alive,
To see his visage plastered
On a penny and a five.

And Alexander Hamilton,
If he could live again,
Would love the play about him
And his picture on the ten.

Had Andrew Jackson ditched his grave,
He’d likely argue plenty
About his image front and center
On our nation’s twenty.

Ben Franklin, though, would be real proud
If he came back to earth,
To find out that a hundred dollar bill
Proclaims his worth.

McKinley’s portrait graces
Money that we rarely use.
(I’ve never even seen that bill – 
Five hundred smackeroos!)

Poor Jefferson, despite his wealth
And all he got to do,
Unfortunately got his mug
On the elusive two!

The pictures on our currency
Have long been set in place.
Thank goodness or our current prez
Would swap ‘em for his face.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Michael Avatar
February 18, 2018 at 8:18 AM
Agree with Maureen...give him another 4 years and he'll do it...
Pigeon Tart Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 10:58 PM
Lol! Don't give him any ideas ;)
Canerdy Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 5:44 PM
This is SO clever and creative--Love it, Ilene! Janice
Adams Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 5:33 PM
I'm liking this a lot. I wouldn't be surprised if our "prez" got that done if he had it in his mind to. I'm amazed how you can pick poems out of thin air it seems. Another great write!.....80)
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