A Crush I Think Not

A crush I think not.
Lust me all you want.

One Sunday morning, I got a phone call.
the Kidster parent were going out as I recall.
A babysitter was in need . 
I said no, but they started to beg.
 Okay! I will be there at eight.
Instead I got there at six..
With my early arrival, the punk ran to open the gate.
Looking at me with his puppy eyes.
His parents head out to their date.
The first thing I did is send him to wash his hands.
Knowing he has a  tendency to mast**bate.
Especially when I am around him.

I feel so sorry for the kid. 
He plays cowboys and Indians all alone.
I call him the, Kidster do to his own insanity doom.
Poor boy has, Billy the kid posters all over his room.

I send him off to bed, he asked if I can tuck him in .
I replied with a "No!" He looked at me and started to cry.
The, Kidster ran up in to his room.
One hour later I hear my name "P.D.-P.D, marry me!!"
I open the door the bugger was at it again.
Playing with little wil*y under the sheets.
Laughing to the fact Will-I-am has the perfect name
.
His parent arrive, they give me a hundred dollar bill.
I told them, Billys at it again,
They said thanks P.D. no one dares come around .
Our Kido gets obsessed with every one in town
Maybe he'll grow out of it as soon as he stops wetting his bed
Until than we wonder if he's in to men.
 He keeps dreaming of getting slammed all over and over again


This is no slam do not be alarmed Kid. I can write cute to.
By now you should know I am your favorite fan..P.D.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Jones Avatar
April 13, 2015 at 12:10 PM
**jaw drops** Linda, I loved reading this. You wrote your words and was able to get away with it. LMAO Well done. :O) Keep up with the great work. Keep on penning. Thank you so very much for sharing your wonderful and creative talents with us. We all truly appreciate it. *S* Cynthia
Yvonne Avatar
September 11, 2014 at 6:28 PM
love this one.
Horsch Avatar
December 2, 2013 at 7:45 AM
I am out of words with this one. So I will just say. Good job....Roger
Davis Avatar
November 4, 2013 at 7:40 PM
Linda This is a cute and clever write. Full of fun and imagination. Your description and imagery is very vivid and pulls the reader into a world of everyday life. Nice job Hugs Thanks for the nice comment on my Puppet Master poem
Pratap Avatar
November 4, 2013 at 12:15 AM
very funny
Canada Avatar
February 6, 2013 at 5:02 AM
This is my new notion to carry with me to work. A lot of lil' masturbators doing their thing with me even though they don't know I am just like they are!
Gasun Avatar
January 22, 2013 at 7:28 AM
Hello my only loving sis and only greatest poet, Linda! How are you? I'm stopping by to say hi and reading again some of your excellently fascinating poems. This one gives me all the smiles, remembering the time when I have many crushes, puppy loves etc. lol. Now, you're not only my favorite but the best, my most favorite of all and poet queen/king of mine 4ever. I am looking forward for the poem you've told me to post again. love 4ever & number 1 fan, Leonora
Night Avatar
December 18, 2012 at 7:32 AM
LOL your very funny
Horsman Avatar
December 14, 2012 at 10:18 AM
oh this is so good, i curse not having the time to take you in before..although this is interesting visiting you now, and finding out i'm not the only one... you have staying power..
Guzzi Avatar
October 2, 2012 at 2:00 PM
quite a story. Light & love
K. Avatar
November 11, 2010 at 11:03 AM
haha I sure missed reading this funny one? i think I better go read next time what started all this-- anyhow I am way past my deadline-- ok gotta go for now-- see you== :)
Hall Mad Poet Avatar
October 24, 2010 at 2:37 PM
Hahaha This is excellent P.D. from your favorite fan :-)
Neels Avatar
June 9, 2010 at 6:42 AM
hehe, you had me in stitches with this one and now everybody at work thinks I'm crazy :) thanks WN btw, did you get what I was refering to in my aunt with her red car?
Pitts Avatar
June 7, 2010 at 10:54 PM
LOL i laughed my butt of on this one .. funny write... Much love Trevor..
Chachere Avatar
May 30, 2010 at 1:55 PM
SO ARE U AND CHRISS GONNA SLAM!!LOL
Chachere Avatar
May 30, 2010 at 1:55 PM
haha, thats cool. and i think chris is quite funny, but buffy is like the funniest poet, aside you on this poetrysoup to me. take care PPPPP>DDDDD. -always
Orozco Avatar
May 24, 2010 at 9:33 PM
very good write, thanks for sharing and for reading my stuff
Culverhouse Avatar
May 20, 2010 at 4:55 PM
whoa---funny--hope no poets are harmed in the making of this poem.**
Wilmot Avatar
May 3, 2010 at 8:44 AM
What a surprise that poem was after finding out the kids a chronic willie wonker.... Thanks for stopping by. Carlus
Boy Avatar
April 27, 2010 at 9:48 AM
This blows,(Baby boy)
Bateman Avatar
April 25, 2010 at 11:52 AM
Nice poetry. i love your poetry.thanx for sharring it with me. Jessica Princess....................................
Trevino Avatar
April 24, 2010 at 10:58 PM
man this is freaking funny, creative and awesome
White Avatar
April 24, 2010 at 4:31 AM
You are so bad- spankins are in order lol
A  Avatar
April 23, 2010 at 5:55 PM
Needed a second laugh,,Irma
Buckner Avatar
April 21, 2010 at 4:36 PM
Thanks for the comment.. Wonderful poem. I needed the laugh=D
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