Long Housekeeping Poems
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The Hotel CaretakerHow unparticular the day had particularly been,
On March the third of two-thousand and eighteen,
For the caretaker at an historic Adirondack Inn,
Had lacked company, and therefore, dopamine.
‘Twas Sunday when all the guests had fled,
From either...
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Categories:
housekeeping, death, grief, introspection, march, mystery, remember,
Form:
Rhyme
Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again updatedCaptain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated
Steely Dan sing queen (me)
outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary
after Grahame Wood
determined to meet
the evolving needs of the community
opened the first Wawa Food Market
in Folsom,...
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Categories:
housekeeping, america, anger, anniversary, april, baptism, birthday, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Norwegian Bachelor Farmer Days I Never LivedNorwegian bachelor farmer days I never lived
Woebegone and egg foo young on you
meaning me of course
sidestepping a crucial positive
electric kool aid battery acid test
prior to pledging troth,
and tying Gordian knot
to strangulation point,
never fending for myself,
nor...
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Categories:
housekeeping, adventure, america, appreciation, atheist, blessing, courage, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Ink Roached Infestation Didst Derive Within Mice ElfInk roached infestation didst derive within mice elf
Minor emendations to following
just posted verse
oversight to correct dissatisfaction,
yours truly I do curse
ah... methinks if hands of time
can be made to go in reverse
a more exemplary version
to...
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Categories:
housekeeping, absence, adventure, age, birth, creation, family, history,
Form:
Rhyme
Something Completely DifferentMonday, 5-1
Housekeeping: I checked in early today for a long, business-related stay. Now, I wish to relay that I brought two blue, hypoallergenic towels of my own, from my home. Please remove...
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Categories:
housekeeping, angst, confusion, humor, travel,
Form:
Free verse
Most Mind Boggling Mysterious MortalMost mind boggling mysterious mortal
Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly
befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky
pathway illusory impediments strewn helter
skelter intangible obstructions hinder access
psychological barricades effective impasse
detains, deters, detours manhood maturation
manumission manifestation materialization
linkedin, when permanent submission arises
beckoning...
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Categories:
housekeeping, absence, angel, angst, atheist, birth, courage, creation,
Form:
Free verse
Booby Trapped Within Apartment Unit B44Booby trapped within apartment unit b44
Circa August 18th, 2021
three bajillion years ago to date,
nevertheless I count blessings,
so please do not hashtag me
as worse than an ingrate
or one whose dire financial straits
attributed...
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Categories:
housekeeping, adventure, anxiety, confusion, divorce, environment, grief, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Ink Roached Infestation Didst Derive Within Mice ElfInk roached infestation didst derive within mice elf
Thus writer of these words
forever mus lee experiencing
craving to eat cheese,
a milk product
eternally preserved within
annals, chronicles, epistles,
et cetera of human civilization
and it's discontents...
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Categories:
housekeeping, adventure, america, angst, anxiety, crush, environment, hate,
Form:
Free verse
The Kitchen Not the CakeThere’s cheap lunches in the Barley Tavern,
each Wednesday, when after one o’clock.
I always chose to eat beer battered fish,
plus mystery cake a little bit ad hoc.
And this Wednesday here in the tavern,
Ted Austin joined me...
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Categories:
housekeeping, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Should the Levee Ever Break, Act 1, Scene 3, Part 6John: Sounds like I might like to straddle her equator with my meridian and throw down with a hula hoop on each arm. How soon can I execute my commission?
Mitchell: Do you like to eat...
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Categories:
housekeeping, allegory, society,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Captain Kuni-Lemel Graduate Strikes AgainCaptain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again
Even when iron not red hot,
I implement non customary quarks
regarding foreigner rather cold as ice
namely delinquent outsize credit card debt
mandates yours truly,
a cheesy survivor who rem: members...
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Categories:
housekeeping, adventure, age, best friend, character, destiny, education,
Form:
Rhyme
The Most Pregnant Event That OccurredThe most pregnant event that occurred...
in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
recorded July sixth nineteen sixty
upon birth of she who doggedly
pursued me to the ends of the earth
and what not take no as an answer.
Unbeknownst to yours truly
a...
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Categories:
housekeeping, adventure, angst, anniversary, anxiety, appreciation, birth, celebration,
Form:
Free verse
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the MissusHousekeeping not a strong suit with the missus
(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly
allowed, enabled and provided inspiration I
attest Frau Harris inspired me as she lies abed.
Flush with rage the...
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Categories:
housekeeping, anger, anxiety, betrayal, divorce, feelings, humorous, wife,
Form:
Free verse
Up At Ryder CupReservations are made years in advance of the event.
Provisions from suppliers worldwide are globally sent.
Sponsors enthusiastically devote their resources spent.
Attendees eager to share stories of when they went.
Seeing the epic golf rivalry as...
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Categories:
housekeeping, appreciation, business, golf, society, sports, success, together,
Form:
Rhyme
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
Hence plead ding for
Mary Poppins wannabe
with snap of her fingers
can affect ship shape
tidiness, which task
needed before May 2022
when yearly inspection
indeed takes place.
Flush with rage the spouse
will...
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Categories:
housekeeping, adventure, age, angel, anger, confidence, february, flying,
Form:
Free verse
The Sugar Cube HouseLove is a season.
And holidays mark the seasons, and years like signs in the road,
reflecting the bumps in our journey, but showing us a way back home.
Sixteen, in pajamas, watching the rain pelt down,
it was...
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Categories:
housekeeping, childhood, christmas, loss, sad, youth,
Form:
Narrative
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the MissusHousekeeping not a strong suit with the missus
(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly
allowed, enabled and provided inspiration I
attest Frau Harris inspired me as she lies abed.
Flush with rage the...
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Categories:
housekeeping, abuse, adventure, anger, animal, clothes, goodbye, grave,
Form:
Free verse
Forever doomed to reside at 2 Highland Manor DriveForever doomed to reside at 2 Highland Manor Drive
A worse fate than death being hull hive,
I just realized after a surprise inspection
our opportunity to relocate cursed
after yours truly and the missus
subjected to vitriolic wrath
(okay hyperbole...
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Categories:
housekeeping, anger, angst, community, discrimination, fate, fear, grave,
Form:
Free verse
AuntieAuntie
In her lofty ways, she was always
the best example of
the stars out-shining the moon.
Her ways of doing things always
correct and proper
she was a student of the Queen.
Place setting and
China decoratively graced the table
per the law...
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Categories:
housekeeping, eulogy,
Form:
Verse
Ever the Gracious Recipient of LargesseEver the gracious recipient of largesse!
Estrangement swiftly harries stylishly tailors
mine psyche courtesy family of origin, plus
eldest daughter, whose doth rage against this
human machine, albeit yours truly, beatle
browed, black crows, foo fighter (biological
daughter), a presumption aye...
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Categories:
housekeeping, abuse, anger, childhood, conflict, dark, depression, father,
Form:
Free verse
Ink Roached Infestation Didst Derive Within Mice ElfInk Roached Infestation Didst Derive Within Mice Elf
(thus forever experiencing craving to eat cheese)
Nothing but gridlock traffic
(far as thee eye could see)
heading east on Schuylkill Expressway
(oxymoronic name for quickest route
into center city, albeit Philadelphia),
yet this...
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Categories:
housekeeping, anxiety, books, childhood, creation, dad, education, father
Form:
Bio
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
Flush with rage the spouse will become allied
if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder
altercation especially likely if divorce blurted
making me wish to experience (immediately)
bartered bride, when mine pointed finger doth
nonverbally chide markedly...
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Categories:
housekeeping, adventure, environment, humorous, husband, hyperbole, surreal, wife,
Form:
Free verse
LEGEND THAT'S COMMENDABLE THROUGH PARENTS' LEGACY
Gracious fortress of caring fortitude
Guarding by their compassion’s latitude
Governing to soar through faith’s latitude
Guiding with attitude of gratitude…
God blest our parents’ love-packed magnitude!
Daddy’s chromosomes in his fatherhood
Blended with Mama’s genes midst motherhood
Nourishing fully healthy babyhood
Toward...
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Categories:
housekeeping, appreciation, blessing, christian, god, jesus, parents, uplifting,
Form:
Epic
Booby Trapped Within Apartment Unit B44Lemme titillate thee
regarding myself daily soldiering thru breastworks
read out loud to experience where dangerfield lurks
twenty five years a husband unknown marital perks
bachelorhood to die for, cuz warp and weft
courtesy webbed and wedded bliss
incorporates life threatening...
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Categories:
housekeeping, abuse, adventure, confusion, courage, horror, humorous, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
Upon Our Yours Truly and His Missus Exchanging Holy Matrimony VowsUpon our (yours truly and his missus) exchanging holy matrimony vows
Ultrasound allowed, enabled
and provided obstetrician to zoom,
image courtesy sonogram
showing fledgling fetus,
thus we pledged our troth after spouses' womb
(approximately halfway
between her pregnancy) did balloon
uterus, wherein conception
delineated...
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Categories:
housekeeping, adventure, age, anniversary, appreciation, celebration, courage, creation,
Form:
Rhyme