Most Mind Boggling Mysterious Mortal

Most mind boggling mysterious mortal Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky pathway illusory impediments strewn helter skelter intangible obstructions hinder access psychological barricades effective impasse detains, deters, detours manhood maturation manumission manifestation materialization linkedin, when permanent submission arises beckoning corporeal leaden entity into avast eternal realm, where material disintegration promises venerable salvation releasing angst strummed plucked fretful existence denied utmost exploration sequestered soul hermit tickly sealed courtesy custom made NON- GMO supercalifragilous expialidocious airtight, vacuum sealed with trademarked matts scott good housekeeping approval lifetime achievement award maintaining quasi pristine mint like condition afford double (FREE for the taking) full refund if dissatisfied with stutt...tut...tut tearing functionality, yet batteries NOT required and assembly unnecessary, but maximum remaining life usage, asper garden variety mutant requires preservation within sterile bubble, lest exposure to human contact are rouse dormant (latent) propensity breeding biologically pre programmed predilection to propagate species, this despite low libido level, thus Memorial sale steal (actually no expiration coincides with natural longevity) slight depreciation before cessation arises, which I project - little less than half life of ordinary Earthling, whose quixotic, poetic, ecologic, plus conscientious ethos promises greater fulfillment, sans spirit, mind, and body versus being addicted, hypnotized, or tranquilized by latest technologic contraption, boot cyber surfing mendicant surrenders self. Yours truly beckons angel of mercy or effective altruist to please intercede. Though predominantly skeptical concerning divine intervention... crushing desperation grinds heavily kickstarting, mortgaging, pummeling ripsnorting, unraveling, ar...wresting... sense and sensibility...annihilating joie de vivre exceeding Herculean powers to defy overbearing blitzkrieg, luftwaffe pounding psyche wickedly, unbearably suffocating, helplessly choking impossibility to gasp even one breath lifesource within sucked dry as a bone, hence desperation beseeching salvation to triumph over mailer daemon adversity wildly analogous to aerialist readily clasped linkedin clenching tight teammate's hands thwarting being pitched feather head over tar heels, whereby yours truly grasps empty air spiralling untethered from gravity lost in space scanning distant heavens to espy prayerful rescue courtesy winged warrior benevolent endearing joyous miraculous celestial being rendering genuine ambition to mend figurative fences, with kith and kin, where orneriness (mine) cleft delicate whirled wide webbing, thus me metaphorically dangling bandied to and fro hither and yon free falling unmoored grudgingly surrendering mine mortality nsync with manifest destiny regarding death be not proud of all corporeal entities temporarily suspending atheism in limbo where faith no more steady Rock of Gibraltar (though steeply entrenched) peering skyward gleaning any hint to perceive inimitable otherworldly gifted helpmate to usher deliverance, viz exaltations experiencing unbridled affinity toward kith and kin.